how can i become a vampire?

Question

can some one help me i am fully aware of what this will do to my life all i need is help and if you are going to tell me vampires don't exsist or im been a freek save it
if some one can help me i will be contacting them so we can chat further on

Answer 1

Get your teeth filed down I guess would be a first step.

Answer 2

I don't know, vampires may not or may exist .
Most assuredly folks that drink blood and folks that believe that folk can return from the dead do exist.

Check out what the enclosed link says about it.

http://vampires.monstrous.com/middle_age_vampire.htm
Christianity can be described by outsiders as a vampiric cult that connotes the idea of its followers drinking the blood of a god that has returned from the dead. And, among its followers who believe strongly in the resurrection of the dead, Christianity is prime soil for sowing the seeds of vampire folklore.
During the Middle Ages the Church adopted the existence of vampires and changed it from pagan folklore to the work of the Devil. In this way it was presumed the Church alone had the power to stop vampires. This is the reason the vampire is suppose to fear the cross. In addition, the cross symbolizes the antithesis to vampire resurrection, the resurrection of Jesus. Those who drink the blood of Christ have the blood of eternal life in their veins. Vampires, on the other hand, are eternally hungry, and can only drink the blood of sin and death, which never satisfies.

The link below says they can tell you how to become a vampire.

Answer 3

You won't find anyone on Y!A who will be willing to turn you. Most vampires don't even believe it can be done, but if you want any chance on being turned you are going to have to dive really deep into the vampire community and basically know how to not make a fool of yourself. If you have any questians on real vampirism email me, I'll help you out. But for you becoming a vampire, I am so sorry, I can't help you there...=(

Answer 4

man that is so messed up. i followed one of the links and the funny thing about reading that stuff is that you know it's bogus and obviously not true, but you can't stop reading because you want to know what the f&*k the're going to say next. that's a whole bunch of s*(t right there. as for being a vampire my advice is 1. No such thing exists 2. forget the vampire, what you really need is a good shrink.

Answer 5

No it's just from a story by a man called Bram Stoker, a bit like Harry Potter but with blood sucking and Transylvania. Like Harry Potter it's not true (sorry to those who thought Harry Potter was real).

So no being a real vampire I'm afraid, alternatively you could try being a Goth or an Emo....oh sorry you've already tried that.....

Answer 6

Umm, there are people who enjoy living "as" vampires, but these are not those who will have eternal life gained by drinking blood. It is a lifestyle, not a form of being. Sorry.

If you are looking for that lifestyle, there are many locations to find more about it on the web, and one can find clubs thoughout the country (or world) where likeminded people meet.

Answer 7

I dunno how you can do it, but I can tell you when you ARE one.....it's when you lose your shoadow or reflection. Keep staring at the mirror long enough, and when you cant see yourself anymore (and no-one else can seeyou inthe mirror either), I reckon you would be well on the way to being a vampire.

Failing that, stand out in the daylight for a long time, if you start to smoke and burn up, that's also a pretty good sign.

Answer 8

Just keep sucking the life out of everyone you know like an incessant need machine and that it an accidental Psychic Vampire.

Answer 9

Start by sucking blood from a corpse, if you can do that you are a vampire. You will need terrific suction as the blood of a corpse does not flow freely.

Answer 10

I knew a girl who was a vampire. She cut her hair short, dyed it blonde and wore bright colours after a few months of therapy. Really, Im not being sarcastic.

Answer 11

Has someone been OD'ing on Anne Rice? I love her too, but this is going a little too far, Babes. It will do nothing to your life as it can't be done. Physically impossible.
I don't think you're a freak, just somewhat...misguided.

Oh my God. Have just checked out one of the suggested links. Now those people are freaks...and completely fecking insane. Please, please, please stay away from these headcases. We're not talking Angel and Lestat here.