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since bananas, of course, prove god's existance without a doubt, i think that would scare atheists like garlic does to vampires.

imagine, all this time we were looking for proof of god, and it was right here in the form of a banana. and all this time, i thought the proof was in a rainbow. well i'm glad we cleared this up. so, are bananas to atheists like garlic to vampires? are atheists scared now they they know the "truth"?????

2007-05-11 09:19:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

omg i couldn't ask that with a straight face ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

2007-05-11 09:20:01 · update #1

thanks kewlkat - i missed you guys

2007-05-11 09:25:49 · update #2

DD - i could imagine what it was like LOL

2007-05-11 09:26:05 · update #3

lol courtney, btw, you're my ONLY R&S wife!

2007-05-11 09:50:24 · update #4

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Bananas prove that the correct causes and conditions came together for a banana to grow and grow to a state that you can label it as such. The concept of an omnipotent creator being is illogical. If the dirt isn't fertile, or the seeds bad, the banana doesn't grow, etc. ad nauseum, it has nothing to do with some illogical being.

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2007-05-11 09:24:54 · answer #1 · answered by vinslave 7 · 1 1

Or ought to or not it is that we developed to have the flexibility to hold the banana? after all, we did evolve from apes. additionally, why does some fruit comprise a tricky casing, and not turn colours whilst ripe (nuts)? Why perform a little have sharp spines (cactus fruit). Why are some basically a discomfort in the rear to consume (pomegranate)? As for garlic, it won't save us away, we adore nicely pro meals.

2016-10-04 22:15:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

The funny thing is, it looks like Kirk Cameron can't even keep a straight face in that original clip.

2007-05-11 09:23:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I'm always worried about someone called Comfort obsessing with bananas. It makes me uncomfortable.

2007-05-11 09:24:52 · answer #4 · answered by novangelis 7 · 3 0

i knew there was a good reason i hated bananas. come to think of it, sometimes even their smell, when it was strong enough, was quite repulsive to me.. i guess that explains it.
it's a good thing i love garlic or i'd be wondering about my night owl tendencies about now...

2007-05-11 09:25:10 · answer #5 · answered by gwenwifar 4 · 2 0

If they start throwing bananas at me I'm blaming you. Even if you are my favorite Y!A? wife!! ((((reigan))))

2007-05-11 09:47:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Oh crap it's a banana. Run for your life. LOL

ROFL

2007-05-11 09:24:43 · answer #7 · answered by Reported for insulting my belief 5 · 3 0

LMAO!! I'm laughing at my desk at work! Good thing no one is in my office...

2007-05-11 09:23:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

(((((Riegan))))) well come home!

It was kayla but someone has my name. Had to change.

2007-05-11 09:24:21 · answer #9 · answered by momof3 6 · 2 0

gurl, you shoulda been here last week.....

2007-05-11 09:23:35 · answer #10 · answered by ddking37 5 · 2 0

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