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2007-05-11 08:48:31 · 31 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I have nightmares about bananas. And peanut butter. And sometimes, about Count Chocula, who is really scary!

2007-05-11 08:49:14 · update #1

31 answers

I know, I haven't slept well since that whole banana thing. Oh the nightmares!!

2007-05-11 08:51:02 · answer #1 · answered by photogrl262000 5 · 4 0

Count Chocula is now Whole Grain. He's not so scary anymore. Plus i don't usually slice bananas into it. I think i will make it.

2007-05-11 09:01:21 · answer #2 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 0 0

ooo I bet banana ice cream with peanut butter swirl and Count Chocula cereal on top would make a great sundae!

I shoulda ate lunch.

2007-05-11 08:56:24 · answer #3 · answered by Aria 3 · 0 0

I grew up in the 3rd largest banana producing area in Australia.

I am soooo over bananas.

Avocadoes on the other hand are a great cause of concern. How could somthing so green and mushy be at all legal?

2007-05-11 22:16:58 · answer #4 · answered by Sarcasma 5 · 0 0

How do you dirt and ribs feel about killing off your male relatives? We and yourselves walk all over them ALL the time. Man this stupid crap about bananas is really lame but a nice try too. Oh and did your god purposely make man masochistic because the only way for him to have a female companion is to remove his upper torso aka the ribs and left hanging with unclear instructions.

If your house was burning would you risk your life to get your only power the ever contradicting and ever so confusing bible? I would hope you stay inside long enough to perish and "go home to your lord".

2007-05-11 21:00:46 · answer #5 · answered by felpa_de_osa 3 · 0 0

If you're having nightmares about bananas and peanut butter, why not face your fears and eat banana peanut butter sandwich?

2007-05-11 09:04:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good question.

That is precisely why I've organised a weekly banana burning party in my town square. That way, all of us Atheists can sleep soundly knowing that any potential potassium based uprisings have been prevented.

2007-05-11 08:55:58 · answer #7 · answered by pastor of muppets 6 · 0 0

It's not about the bananas but what one does with them. People who peel them from the stem end not only violate the Ten Commandments of Cartoon Aesthetics, they are heedless, hedonistic,heathen heretics to boot!

2007-05-11 09:13:36 · answer #8 · answered by skepsis 7 · 1 0

My boyfriend bought bananas home from the store last night and i burned them.

Then I had to walk around with un-holy water and bless the apartment. I couldnt sleep at all last night.

2007-05-11 08:54:50 · answer #9 · answered by Sheriff of R&S 4 · 1 0

I plan to begin a silent protest: From this day forth, every time I eat a banana in public, I shall peel it from the wrong end.

That'll show 'em....something.

2007-05-11 11:11:38 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

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