And make him a Drug abuser who has just come out of prision living in a block of flats on a run down inner city council estate living with his Hoe's and instead of miricles, he hands out knocked off gear, an if you have a problem with anyone he the one to sort it out.
2007-05-11 08:44:25 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Aren't Christians updating the Bible daily?
2007-05-11 08:46:47 · answer #1 · answered by Haji 3 · 3⤊ 7⤋
You know what is so amazing about Jesus?
Everything!
So many probably hate you now for your question yet the very person you are running down would only love you. That is just amazing!
Forgiveness is only one of the many things Jesus taught, and lives on in absolutely millions of people. WOW!
Jesus taught love, only love and the word of god for love.
Just look around the world and how terribly sad it is becoming. Deteriorating with anger and war between the people, neighbours and nations. If there was more love and compassion and forgiveness like Jesus taught then there is hope for peace.
Love an' peace to you xxx
2007-05-11 13:24:56 · answer #2 · answered by WW 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha Jesus is honestly the furthest thing from boring... Yahh, i could imagine him maybe smokinn some cheeebs just cause it's a good way to get in touch with your spiritual side but i doubt he'd ever go to prison... he's basically sinless.
And since there are only hoes nowadays that'd prolly be all he'd hang out with.
But i also garuntee he'd be the life of any partyy, cause he'd be the Son of God... he'd prolly have some pretty illin tricks up his sleeve, he'd prolly do some beatboxing/freestye rapping and be iller than any other mainstream b*itchess
he'd prolly also be a big guyy too ehh? No one would wanna pick beef, cause he'd be physically perfect, like the strongest a man can get.
Think of him as like a superhero... but not in tights just the body of one and a perfect face too (no beard though... maybe abit of stubble) with dark eyes and a shaved head and the type of look on his face like he hates the whole world and gonna kill more than half of themm (2/3rds if not more). Abit more interesting ehh?
2007-05-11 09:04:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
I don't think Jesus is boring. He went against the Establishment while He was alive. He associated Himself with prostitutes and tax collectors and others considered unworthy by the Chief Priests and Elders. There is no need to update Jesus.
However, you have a good story going for a novel or a made-for-tv movie! Maybe the character could be named Jesus (Hay-Zeus). Sounds promising to me.
2007-05-11 08:50:05 · answer #4 · answered by Lizzie 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
we should find joy in the Lord . God does not change therefore the Word does not change so why does Jesus have to change and actually the reason why Jesus is "boring" as you put it, is because of Satan's influence on the world today.
the road to heaven is is a rocky and narow path and their are few who get through the the road to destruction is smooth and easy to get through...
so it's not time to 'update'Him but it's tine for us to be 'updated' so that we can be fit for heaven, our home.
THE END NEAR...
God Bless...
2007-05-11 09:44:28 · answer #5 · answered by tee 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You are so ignorant! Instead of poking fun at Jesus, why not try reading the Bible sometime. Jesus died on the cross to save us from our sins, so that one day we may go to Heaven. Just give prayer a try!
2007-05-11 09:35:15 · answer #6 · answered by Daniel 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If anyone is sitting next to you I would ask them to move because there could quite possibly be a strike of lightning coming your way.
Man, why you be hatin'? Who did you wrong? That is like one of the most disrespectful things I heard in a while!
I wish you the best anyway.
2007-05-11 08:56:34 · answer #7 · answered by Lakin J 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Well I think the poor man really did once exist.. as a carpenter or something like that he had some good answers a his way of living spook to a view of people and some one decides to write a book calling it the bible... the rest we all know//. I have that idea when i think of ''GOD'' .. it must be we like our gossip I think that's the REAL truth ..
2007-05-11 08:50:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Why bother?
The more the myth stays the same, the less people believe it, so maybe one day it will disappear and cause less war, hate, murder and discontent in the world.
Except in america where fanatical devotion is akin to the fanatical devotion to Islam by the Taliban (who, ironically, were created & supported by the americans).
2007-05-11 09:02:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
i think thay made a film like that jesus life on the streats
2007-05-11 11:38:57 · answer #10 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No the Christ wasn't boring but biblical and christian representation of him certainly can be
2007-05-14 12:26:29 · answer #11 · answered by steve w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋