A man got a parrot which could already talk. It had belonged to a sailor and had a big vocabulary.
However, the man soon discovered that the parrot mostly know bad words. At first he thought it was funny, but then it became tiresome, and finally, when the man had important guests, the bird's bad swear words embarrassed him very much.
As soon as the guests left, the man angrily shouted at the parrot,"That bad language must stop!"But the bird answered him with curses.
He shook the bird and shouted again, "Don't use those swear words!"
Again the bird cursed & swore at him.
Now the man was really angry. He grabbed the parrot and threw him into the refrigerator. But it had no effect.
From inside the refrigerator,the parrot was still swearing. He opened the door and took him out, and again the bird spoke in bad language, dirty words and curses.
This time, the man opened the door of the freezer, threw the bird into it, and closed the door........
2007-05-11 08:25:25 · 22 answers · asked by pink.jazzz 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
........This time there was silence. After two minutes, the man opened the door and removed the very cold parrot. Slowly the shivering parrot walked up the man's arm, sat on his shoulder and spoke into his ear, sounding very frightened:
"I'll be good, I promise........Those chickens in there.. what on earth did THEYsay??"
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2007-05-11 08:25:44 · update #1
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2007-05-11 08:38:08 · update #2
I am in Office...sounding like foolish who is laughing..and others are amazing why the man is laughing alone..gone mad?? Good One !
2007-05-11 08:48:43 · answer #1 · answered by mandeepgupta 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i put star # 24 on there! awsome! listen to this one...
a man went to a pet store looking to buy a parakeet for is son for christmas. he found a bird that said "Magical Singing Bird" on the cage and asked the manager what it ment. the manager lit a match and held it under the right foot and it began to sing: Jingle bells! jingle bells! jingle all the way!
The he held it under the left and it sang: Rudolph the red nosed reindeer!
the man asked "what about inbetween the legs?"
The manager never thought of trying that, so he held it inbetween the legs and the parakeet began to sing: Chesnuts roasting on an open fire"
2007-05-17 10:09:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think it's funny the parrot didn't notice the chickens were wrapped in cellophane and headless...
2007-05-11 08:34:11 · answer #3 · answered by SodaLicious 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That was great, I really had no idea where you were going with that one until the end... I laughed so hard I almost p*ssed my pants... Here's your star.
2007-05-11 08:36:29 · answer #4 · answered by froggy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!*pat on da back* 4 u, dat was very good im so stealing that one to and sending it on to all my friends!!have a star and a great day!! Thanks 4 d laugh!
*your cool*
=)
2007-05-19 05:50:06 · answer #5 · answered by vanessa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really funny,but I'm an idiot,so who knows?
Still funny.
2007-05-17 12:18:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2007-05-18 14:55:44 · answer #7 · answered by ME2c 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What DID they say? Good one! Lol.
2007-05-12 12:58:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi love It very funny well done!
2007-05-18 03:30:02 · answer #9 · answered by WTamSP 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good clean one.
2007-05-11 08:33:30 · answer #10 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋