Can I introduce you to my Christian God?

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Can I introduce you to my Christian God?

His name is Abraham. He likes to eat ham. He drinks holy spirits. He is a good drinking buddy. He does a lot of drugs so he can be enlightened.

hhahahahah JUST JOKING!

cmon come with me and learn about my true faith!

Why don't you want to believe in my religion? it MAKES SENSE DOESNT IT? OK OK....what if I tell you that you can do all the drugs you want and I'll send you a gift. Would you accept christ to be ur saviour then?

We need more followers

2007-05-11 08:21:54 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality

how come no one is making fun of my intelligence?

2007-05-11 08:25:17 · update #1

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"how come no one is making fun of my intelligence?"

Because this is a sophmoric and idiotic attempt at satire.

2007-05-11 08:30:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋

Get in line with all the other religions.

2007-05-11 15:24:44 · answer #2 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋