A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk.
The head monk said, "You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years."
The man agreed and after the first 3 years, the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
"Food cold!" the man replied.
Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said "What are your two words?"
"Robe dirty!" the man exclaimed.
Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
"I quit!" said the man.
"Well, the head monk replied, I am not surprised. You have done nothing but complain ever since you got here!"
Please star if you think its funny
Thanks
2007-05-11 08:01:30 · 19 answers · asked by pink.jazzz 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Check my other jokes out
2007-05-11 08:12:26 · update #1
hello front door - fyi
I NEVER give thumbs down to answers. They must have been given by others
2007-05-19 03:52:03 · update #2
That was funny :-)
2007-05-11 08:04:13 · answer #1 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
lol yes old jokes are really funny well just look at maggie thatcher haha yes you get a star
2007-05-18 09:31:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if one asks for opinions, one should not give the answers a thumbs down. You asked for an opinion, a VOTE... u asked for that... how can someone give them a thumbs down for doing what was asked????
2007-05-19 03:27:57 · answer #3 · answered by front door 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
But not star cute.
Try again.
Actually, you know what? Just coz you tried to lighten things up, I'm gonna give you a star...
Damn, must be the champers talking/deciding...
:-)
2007-05-11 08:14:04 · answer #4 · answered by Snake Eyes 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ive chacked out ur other jokes too! There good and ur funny!!
2007-05-12 13:00:09 · answer #5 · answered by Gilly! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes definitely funny!! Good one. have a star
:)
2007-05-11 11:12:04 · answer #6 · answered by Ann 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it before, but it is funny and I gave you a star.
2007-05-11 08:07:17 · answer #7 · answered by Eye see! 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oldie but goodie.
2007-05-11 08:04:23 · answer #8 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do not give up your day job, that's older than me and I'm 70
2007-05-11 11:16:42 · answer #9 · answered by Aonarach 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Great joke!
2007-05-11 08:04:34 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-05-11 08:07:46 · answer #11 · answered by Redeemed 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋