the old woman woke up one morning and looked over to her husban and told him," I'm dead", he looked over at the old woman and said, " no honey, your not dead",
she started to cry and all she could say is, " yes, lord yes, i'm dead and i like it",
the old man touched her and said, " if you was dead could you feel me touching your arm and back and all of you my sweet", she said, " thats not why i think i'm dead, i got up and cleaned the house and made coffee and took my bath and did my hair, and i don't hurt in any part of my body"
when the next moring came she started to fix the morning meal and the old man lloked at her and said,"honey, this is a wonderfull breakfast can we do this like we did 55 years ago", she said and how was that?
he said let's take our close off and eat our food in the nude"
she said okay, so off the close came she said, my it's hot in here, he look at her and told it's not you, one of your boobs is in the coffee!!!!
2007-05-11 07:57:28 · 8 answers · asked by DENISE 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute.
2007-05-11 08:03:05 · answer #1 · answered by tinker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's nice
2007-05-11 08:01:52 · answer #2 · answered by JLC 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one lol
2007-05-11 08:12:40 · answer #3 · answered by Destiny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u said that joke so completely wrong
2007-05-11 08:02:58 · answer #4 · answered by nothing 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i feel its a little messy
2007-05-11 16:14:23 · answer #5 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that one joke or two jokes?
2007-05-11 08:04:31 · answer #6 · answered by aspicco 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol....good one..!!
2007-05-11 08:11:11 · answer #7 · answered by reasonz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-11 08:02:44 · answer #8 · answered by Lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
2007-05-11 08:03:31 · answer #9 · answered by Nacho 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋