A preacher was told by his doctor that he had only a few weeks left to live.
He went home feeling very sad, and when his wife heard the sad news she said to him, "Honey, if there's anything I can do to make you happy, tell me."
The preacher answered, "You know, dear, there's that box in the kitchen cabinet with what you always called "your little secret" in it and you said you never would want me to open it as long as you lived. Now that I'm about to go home to be with the Lord, why don't you show me what's in that secret box of yours?"
The preacher's wife got out the box and opened the lid. It contained £100,000 and three eggs.
"What are those eggs doing in the box?" the preacher asked.
"Well, Honey," she replied, "every time your sermon was really bad I put an egg in the box." .............................
2007-05-11 07:51:03 · 20 answers · asked by pink.jazzz 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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Now the preacher had been preaching for over forty years, and seeing only three eggs in that old shoe box, he started to feel very proud about himself and it warmed his soul.
"And what about that £100.000?"" he asked.
"Oh, you see," she whispered softly, "every time there were a dozen eggs in the box, I ..sold them."
Please star it if you think its funny
Thanks
2007-05-11 07:51:45 · update #1
LOL
"egg"-cellent joke (sorry.. couldn't help myself)
2007-05-11 07:53:49 · answer #1 · answered by Maverick 6 · 9⤊ 0⤋
One day a girl was talking about Jonah and the whale, in her science class. Her teacher came up to her and ask you really believe that a man was swollowed by a whale. She replied yes, the bible tells me so and when I get to heaven I go to ask Jonah. Which the science teacher replies, what are you going to do if he is not there. The girl said then you ask him!
2007-05-11 08:01:04 · answer #2 · answered by sowingtheseed 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-05-11 08:00:38 · answer #3 · answered by Terry S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fitting.
2007-05-11 07:58:19 · answer #4 · answered by Preacher 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thankyou
you are a sweet heart trying to cheer us up after all that ickiness
Bless you :O)
and yes that was funny lol
2007-05-16 12:21:34 · answer #5 · answered by ~*tigger*~ ** 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And to think.....some people think we Christians are total prudes with a zero sense of humor
That was good
2007-05-11 08:04:25 · answer #6 · answered by primoa1970 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke but did he live to spend the cash?
2007-05-14 09:09:17 · answer #7 · answered by david h 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good One No one was calling the woman Satan, He is evil and will try to attack using the children he has
2016-05-20 22:52:48 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny - Star for you!
2007-05-11 07:54:18 · answer #9 · answered by Big Super 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent...gave you a star.
2007-05-19 02:32:29 · answer #10 · answered by holly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋