Someone came to my door asking if I'd found Jesus. My response was to tell him to get all of his friends and I'd get mine and we'd form a search party. Either that, or when he found him to let me know.
Anyone else have this problem often?
2007-05-11 07:49:03 · 18 answers · asked by lupinesidhe 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hahaha. Sometimes-I'm usually polite. Except for once, this woman had her children with her and was forcing them to hand us the paperwork. So I told her "I'm a single mom with a bastard child who worships satan-your kids are cute-let's have a play date sometime!" The look of horror was priceless: )
My sister got a sticker for her door- it is a no bible thumper sticker. They have never come back to her door.
2007-05-11 07:55:19 · answer #1 · answered by chickey_soup 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Um. No.
That men ought to know that the Lord is, He Himself teaches in John:
Except ye believe that I am, ye shall die in your sins (John 8:24).
Also, that the Lord is good itself, or life, and truth itself, or light, and consequently that there is neither good nor truth except from the Lord, is thus declared:
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and God was the Word. All things were made by Him, and without Him was not anything made that was made. In Him was life, and the life was the light of men. And the light shineth in darkness. He was the true light, which lighteth every man that cometh into the world (John 1:1, 3-4, 9).
2007-05-11 14:56:59 · answer #2 · answered by WhyNotAskDonnieandMarie 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I have been confronted with the same situation and have always been able to find 'a' Jesus somewhere, particularly working on someone's garden! I'm Mexican so don't tag me as a racist.
2007-05-11 14:54:08 · answer #3 · answered by SexRexRx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I honestly didnt know Jesus was missing. I never saw his face on the back of a milk carton. And I never got one of those cards in the mail with his picture on it.
2007-05-11 14:52:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I thought jesus was some mythical being from 2000 years ago. Maybe they'd named their child after him, and he'd wandered off in the store. I'm glad you offered to help find him though. Did you have any luck?
Atheism. You know it makes sense.
2007-05-11 14:53:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oh, I found Jesus. He went back to Mexico to visit his family (for some reason, he pronounces his name "Hey-Seus"). But now, he's back on the job, working away.
2007-05-11 14:53:28 · answer #6 · answered by Big Super 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I told her no, but if she found him tell him to stop by my house this weekend if he wants to make a little extra money. Hey, the grass won't cut itself!
2007-05-11 14:54:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I found Jesus. He was hiding behind the sofa the whole time.
2007-05-11 14:53:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
He was never lost. But I was . HE found me. Now I'm saved and don't care who knows it. I thank God that he did.For all the thumbs down The more stars in my crown. What a blessing!!
2007-05-11 14:53:40 · answer #9 · answered by Sugar 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
if you mean the blond guy with the blue eyes then no but i have found a bar with that name when i was in italy.
2007-05-11 14:59:12 · answer #10 · answered by Dargian 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋