2007-05-11 07:09:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I suspect you may not be around to find out.
2007-05-11 07:12:50 · answer #1 · answered by wefmeister 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Settle down on earth get married have a few little ones toss back a few cold ones, play ball games with the kids you know keep things going. Maybe even adopt a few kiddos for tax purposes.
2007-05-11 07:20:55 · answer #2 · answered by calmlikeatimebomb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Write a book about it. This time he'll write the damn thing himself since the authors of the last one screwed it up royally.
Then he'll realize that he never existed to begin with and immediately vanish in a puff of logic.
2007-05-11 07:12:38 · answer #3 · answered by Mike K 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You'll have the pleasure of asking Jesus this very question, face to face, at the resurrection. Let's hope He thinks you're as funny as you think you are.
2007-05-11 07:14:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
team up with brian boitano to slay the evil robot kings in 3010
2007-05-11 07:36:57 · answer #5 · answered by otterscantdance 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a brewski.
Killing is hard work. Jesus will be thirsty. Nothing like a nice cold brew...
2007-05-11 07:13:01 · answer #6 · answered by Big Super 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sit back relax with an ice cold heineken and play gears of war on 360 then maybe smoke a fat blunt
2007-05-11 07:12:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Father a couple hundred children, the traditional way!
"Who's your Daddy?" ; )
2007-05-11 07:19:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's going to Disneyland
2007-05-11 07:12:12 · answer #9 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He may just save your soul!
2007-05-11 07:13:25 · answer #10 · answered by Bosspooba 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋