I can't find a passage anywhere.
2007-05-11 07:07:45 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"This too shall pass."
2007-05-11 10:26:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is in Leviticus where the Bible talks about the laws governing clean and unclean animals. Are you Gered up for the answer? Here goes. Leviticus 3:14 " Yea and double Yea, there shall come a time when a famous actor shall meet and fall in love with a small furry rodent. And Verily they will be banished from God's kingdom forever. Man and Gerbil shall not be allowed into the temple of Heaven, nor any other furry beast or overrated actor. The rodent to Hell is paved with good intentions. So sayeth the Lord.
2007-05-11 07:25:09 · answer #2 · answered by enzyme 305 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Exodus 22:19 - sleeping with animals is just bad.
Does Richard Gere count?
2007-05-11 07:10:47 · answer #3 · answered by CHRISTINA 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Leviticus 18:23
"Do not have sex with any kind of animal. You would become unclean by doing so."
Check the link, I think it IS Richard Gere!
2007-05-11 07:13:15 · answer #4 · answered by wendy_the_pyro 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
although it doesnt specificaly state GERE it does mention laying with a beast as with a woman is an abomination. but thats in the old testament in leviticus a book full of human rights viloations and bigotry its the book the right sites as there divine right to hate gays
2007-05-11 07:11:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Lo, and the Lord said unto Ezekiel, go forth into the desert where thou shalt find small furry mammals to tuck into your nether spaces, and in that place shall thou meet a policeman, a sailor, an indian chief and construction worker in chaps ..."
2007-05-11 07:12:11 · answer #6 · answered by Grendle 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
There are biblical laws against bestiality (having sex with animals), but there isn't anything saying you can't stick them where the sun don't shine.
I don't recommend doing it though.
2007-05-11 07:11:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is an urban legend...just like much of the Bible is a legend.
2007-05-11 07:09:55 · answer #8 · answered by G.C. 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
why be weird ive seen nothing in my reading of the bible
2007-05-11 07:54:48 · answer #9 · answered by Raymond B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
holy cow! that urban legend is at least 20 years old, I remember hearing it in college!
2007-05-11 07:14:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's in the old testament "whosoever has sexual relations with an animal must be put to death" kinda extreme but, hey it's the old testament it's true!
2007-05-11 07:12:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋