2007-05-11 06:25:09 · 11 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
We can see the filthy degradation of society better this way:
1941/1942: the disputed birthdates of the corndog;
Sometime in 2002: the birth of Jimmy Dean Chocolate Chip Pancakes & Sausage on a stick:
http://www.junkfoodblog.com/uploaded_images/jimmy-dean-pancake-sausage-chocolate-chip-736804.jpg
That's it, folks. The Antichrist is now free to arise.
2007-05-11 06:41:01 · answer #1 · answered by Suzanne: YPA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your laws ignore our deepest needs
Your words are empty air
You've stripped away our heritage
You've outlawed simple prayer.
Now gunshots fill our classrooms
and precious children die
You seek for answers everywhere
and ask the question Why?
You regulate restrictive laws
Through legislative creed
and yet you fail to understand
That God is what we need!
Written by Darrel Scott, father of Rachel Scott
Columbine High School
After the murders at school, this father addressed the House Judiciary Committee's subcommittee. This is a poem that he said to our national leaders during that special session of Congress.
2007-05-11 14:03:55 · answer #2 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ever watch a hot chick eat a corndog...there you go...it's Satan once again working through women. LOL!
2007-05-11 13:45:41 · answer #3 · answered by Medusa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always knew corndogs were demonic. Now proof!
2007-05-11 13:41:04 · answer #4 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Divine intervention.
2007-05-11 13:30:07 · answer #5 · answered by reverendrichie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think not isnt that saltpeter the lunch ladies used to put in our food
2007-05-11 15:48:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They had to replace one corny thing with another.
2007-05-11 13:29:31 · answer #7 · answered by purpledeucegirl06 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think not. Maybe if they would've had a good, cold lemonade with it......
2007-05-11 13:29:54 · answer #8 · answered by singwritelaugh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why can't i stop giggling?
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2007-05-11 13:37:28 · answer #9 · answered by leavemealonestalker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BLASPHEMER
2007-05-11 13:28:24 · answer #10 · answered by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋