A son asks his dad the difference between "Theoretically" and "Realistically".
Dad says thats hard, but i have an idea.
Ask mum if she would sleep with the milkman for £1 million, Mum says yes.
Dads says now ask your sister if she would sleep with the mailman for £2 million, Sister says yes.
Well there you go son, thats your answer.
Theoretically we're sitting on £3 million, but realistically we're living with 2 slags!!
2007-05-11 06:22:18 · 36 answers · asked by ღ♥ஐYVONNEஐ♥ღ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one
2007-05-11 06:27:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good variation to the one I posted yesterday:
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Whoa! funny though synical indeed. A few very good ones.
Anyway, heard this one today:
POTENTIALLY OR REALISTICALLY
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "What is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that."
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I would just love to do that! I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity!"
The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potential and realistic?"
The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on two million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts."
2007-05-11 06:40:07 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Warner Brothers website has a TON of different wands in their Harry Potter merchandise section.
2016-05-20 22:32:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is your star bet you want an answer too. So I'll give it a 9. Don't do often but some reason I liked. Give me a thumbs.
2007-05-11 07:52:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant.
2007-05-11 06:28:44 · answer #5 · answered by norma d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-05-11 06:30:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahha ,the sister and the mom are hoers! Lol nice joke .I'm going to tell that to everyone.I can't stop laughing!!!!
2007-05-11 06:27:15 · answer #7 · answered by Queen Of Detroit 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jolly Funny, Old Bean! a STAR for you!
2007-05-11 06:29:35 · answer #8 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still made me laugh
2007-05-11 06:26:09 · answer #9 · answered by Stooky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star
2007-05-11 07:30:27 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a star =)
2007-05-11 06:30:17 · answer #11 · answered by Blue-♥-Berry 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋