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I get paid to convert people to certain religions but it is becoming mundane and too easy to do lately. I mean the money is good if the convert stays in the religion more than 90 days. Sales are up but it is not challenging me enough anymore.

Where should I take my skills to now?

2007-05-11 05:36:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I hear Satan is still looking for people to work for him...

2007-05-11 07:04:22 · answer #1 · answered by Princess Tigerlilly D™ 4 · 1 0

No such thing as a contract religious recruiter.

You don't want to ask me where you should take your skills now. Because I just might tell you to surrender your life to Jesus Christ and let him make a new person out of you.

2007-05-11 12:51:59 · answer #2 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 0 0

I'm curious about which religions you represent. If you really want to make some money, correctional facilities are filled with folks who will be interested in your presentation.

2007-05-18 17:43:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Pray deeply and discern. It's my first time to hear of such a religion though.Godbless.

2007-05-18 14:14:15 · answer #4 · answered by Ma_Mikaela 4 · 0 0

You could become a political recruiter or a military recruiter. The possibilities are endless.

(And no, I do not believe you are serious.)

2007-05-11 12:39:35 · answer #5 · answered by auntb93 7 · 0 0

It must be a sex religion, no wonder you can do it so easily. But you should not use a vagina as your avatar!

2007-05-15 20:59:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

WHAT EVER you have LEARNED

try to convert them back

2007-05-18 22:57:43 · answer #7 · answered by not fair 6 · 0 0

I think President Bush could definately use your help selling this war... aha... ahaha... okay, wasn't really funny.

2007-05-11 12:45:28 · answer #8 · answered by <Sweet-Innocence> 4 · 2 1

Your avatar looks like a vagina. No wonder you're drawing them in.

2007-05-11 12:41:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

YOU HAVE NOT TRIED RECRUITING IN IRAN AND IRAQ YET.

2007-05-11 12:40:12 · answer #10 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 0 1

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