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Ok guys i went tanning and didn't wear underwear I got mad sunburn on my tool so what do i do???? So far ive wrapped it in toilet paper and just kept it like that because it KILLLS me when it rubs against my jeans

HELP!!!

2007-05-11 05:13:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health General Health Care First Aid

Should I take a quarter of a pain killer?
or maybe just some Ibueprfin

2007-05-11 06:59:50 · update #1

10 answers

take some motrin or advil (reduce swelling and reduce pain)

You can use vinagar-burns likes like Hades
aloe gel - sticky takes several treatments to work

or canned milk- sticky, feels weird and works after one treatment.(my favorite)

put a small can of milk in fridge and go soak in a tub of cool water. When you get out take the milk and with a soft cloth dab the milk on the sunburn let dry (will feel weird just go with it) after it drys wash the milk off with cool water and apply some lotion and wear silk boxers and loose pants

2007-05-11 10:27:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, I guess I'm not the best person to answer this because I am a woman, but I go to the tanning bed on a daily basis and I have found using aloe vera lotion and cooling gel is the best rememdy, also keeping it wrapped in toliet paper in not helping it, it will make it raw unless you put aloe vera lotion or gel on first then wrap in toliet paper to keep the moisture inside so it won't cause blisters. Next time you wanna tan without your undies, place a towel or tube sock on that area so you can still get a tan around the area. Have a great prom!!!

2007-05-11 12:24:21 · answer #2 · answered by bettysrox2005 1 · 0 0

I guess my usual go-to for sunburns, noxema cold cream, isn't good for the tool. I'd try neosporin, very carefully on a small area, until I knew it wouldn't make things worse. And you need to come up with a good way to postpone (rather than cancel) prom sex. The only other answer is one of those desensitizing oils for people that shoot too quick--and what fun is it if you can barely feel it and feeling it hurts (and the oil might not be good for sunburns)?

Come up with something about respect, not doing things because everyone else is, not wanting to mess things up having sex before you two are ready and that kind of stuff. (Of course, if you have a girlfriend already, just tell her and be the joke of the prom--it's never a bad thing to have all the girls talking about your tool as long as they don't use the word small. It could get you laid at your reunion.)

Oh, and until it gets better, you need briefs and loose fitting shorts or pants--jeans and boxers are going to be trouble.

2007-05-11 12:20:53 · answer #3 · answered by wayfaroutthere 7 · 0 0

Firstly, have a good night. Also, take the toilet roll OFF. It's making it worse. When I get sunburn, I find that aloe vera cream helps. If you don't have that, an icepack or running cold water can help. Don't cover the burn with anything, and next time you go sunbathing, wear your underwear.

2007-05-11 12:28:02 · answer #4 · answered by A♥ 3 · 0 0

Break out the aloe vera and slather it on. Wear cotton underwear and next time put on sunscreen. You might have to wear loose pants for awhile. If it blisters, then see the doc an infection down there wouldn't be pretty. Neosporin is petroleum based and will make it burn more and vinegar is acidic and will burn. Stick to the aloe.

2007-05-11 12:30:06 · answer #5 · answered by blaze_your_brow 2 · 0 0

OOOUCHHHH!!! You should always cover your buisiness when you get into a tanning bed. Were you going for a wienie roast? Have you tried aloe, that would be your best bet, wear lose fitting clothes and underwear. And as for your prom, you shouldn't be using your "tool" anyway. See what happens.

2007-05-11 12:26:41 · answer #6 · answered by Lil's Mommy 5 · 0 1

Vinegar will take the burn out of a sunburn.
no rubbing nessasary just pour over it, maybe sitting on the toilet. I would just pour a little wait a minute pour a little more and just repeat for a few minutes or until it stops burning.

2007-05-11 12:31:42 · answer #7 · answered by ACDC 1 · 0 1

First of all, I am assuming you mean your penis, you can say it you know................Maybe try a tiny bit of aloe (used for sunburn) or Neosporin which can be used for minor burns.

2007-05-11 12:21:05 · answer #8 · answered by Kit Kat 6 · 0 0

sorry buddy, but that is freakin hilarious.

I would put generous amounts of aloe vero cream on it every couple hours.

2007-05-11 12:24:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

ROTFLMAO!

You're out of luck, buddy!

Buy some Solarcane and chalk it up to experience.

2007-05-11 12:38:00 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

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