What does the tooth fairy [i'm thinking she looks something like joan rivers]do with all the teeth?

Answer 1

I imagine it is like the "Underpants gnomes" Southpark episode.

In the tooth fairy's factory, she has a big production sign:


1) Collect teeth

2) ?????

3) Profit!!!

Answer 2

Ever shake a paint can and hear the rattling inside. There you go. The Tooth Fairy buys the teeth from the kids and turns and sells them to the paint companies of the world. Makes a killing at it too, from what I hear.

Answer 3

Well the tooth fairy takes the teeth to the Queen of fairies and she chooses the healthiest and whitest ones for her coach and throne. The others she puts to one side ready for the builder fairies to build her palace.

Answer 4

Sells them to paint factories. That's the rattle in a tin of spray paint. El Barto.

edit: Oooh, I just remembered the "tooth fairy" from Family Guy. *shudders*

Answer 5

Here in Spain there isn't a toothfairy, there's a mouse called Perez (and goodness knows I quote, you couldn't make that up).
In the States I was told the toothfairy uses the teeth to build and enlarge and repair her castle.
Sounds kinda gross to me, but look at all the elephants and walrus killed for their front teeth.

Answer 6

She takes the teeth back to fairy land to build houses and castles for the other little fairies (at least that is what I tell my daughter!)

Answer 7

my parents used to tell me that the tooth fairy was building a house made of teeth.

Answer 8

She is building a 200 room castle made out of teeth and she looks more like Jessica Alba

Answer 9

Read the book or watch the film - Terry Pratchetts Hogfather

Answer 10

Ever thought where the False teeth come from?