I have a beard and long hair is there anything else I can do to look like Jesus?

Question

I sing in a acid rock band and want to to further develop my Jesus persona can anyone help?

Thanks for the advice, to the lady who said no one knows what he looked like go a church!

Answer 1

You need an oversized terrycloth bathrobe and a pair of Birkenstocks, and a brown karate belt. Do not wear anything beneath the robe, and never shave ANYTHING, and never use soap.

Don't worry about the cross, it's unnecessary for the look. Just make sure you keep some good 'shrooms in your robe pockets, you need to be able to see things that no one else does. It'll enhance your musical experience and make you seem like a mystic to the easily gullible.

Answer 2

Hi Jesse.....We all interpret or assume on what our Lord Jesus looked like. Artists have painted Him with long brown hair and brown eyes. Consider the time the era when Jesus lived here on Earth. Jesus was olive skin origin and I would imagine He did have brown eyes since the people of that ethnic background had brown eyes and dark hair. Now, I'm not sure if the men had long hair at this time but the women did. As far as we know, Jesus could have had shoulder length hair or hair cut short. We don't know, we only assume. How do we know He had a beard? We can only assume this also, although men in that era did have beards. Look at Moses. Appearance doesn't make the man, it's what you feel inside your heart and soul that makes you as a person, your own identity. If you have Jesus in your heart and soul then you have everything that one would need for the love of Our Lord. Have a blessed day!

Answer 3

I would be willing to bet that Jesus didn't look anything like the classic European image of a very white guy with long blonde hair and blue eyes. He probably looked a lot like Yassir Arafat. This is not meant as any kind of insult; it's being realstic given the area of the world in which he lived his life.

Answer 4

Wear a long white robe. The jesus look does't really go with acid rock.

Answer 5

You could get a white robe and crown of thorns. That could help. Maybe you could carry around a giant crucifix. As a side note though, I'm pretty sure Jesus wasn't white. Not sure you can do much about that.

Answer 6

definite you're precise.issues like the shroud of Turin are meant to prepare a twin of Jesus because it became into his burial fabric . yet won't be able to agree on the age of the fabric or if it became into placed there by potential of miracle or painted on in some vogue or in basic terms an imprint of somebody who died a similar way and left a chemical image on the fabric. it is likewise genuine as relatively some the Gentiles who grew to grow to be Christian think of of him as a white guy or woman and forget approximately that he got here from the middle east. and could be dark complexioned.

Answer 7

I think the cross is an important item. A life size one. You can put casters on the back end of it and make it out of balsa wood. You will have to remember to look as if it took a lot of effort to haul it around, though.

Answer 8

Try a modern rock jesus...a cross shaped electric guitar and bloody white T-shirts with fake(FAKE, I TELL YOU!) scars all over. That would be a cool look for Jesus...

But don't try the drilling-your-hands-and-feet idea, bacause that way, you'll look like emo...

Answer 9

When you finish playing music, feed the poor, comfort the hurting, help the needy. Visit the sick and in prison. You will look like Jesus.

Answer 10

SCREAM "God why hast thou forsaken me !!"


"Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law, having become a curse for us--for it is written, "Cursed be every one who hangs on a tree" Ga 3:13

"And if a man has committed a crime punishable by death and he is put to death, and you hang him on a tree, his body shall not remain all night upon the tree, but you shall bury him the same day, for a hanged man is accursed by God; De 21:22,23