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2007-05-11 03:18:21 · 8 answers · asked by Jesse B 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I sin constantly and no luck whatsoever!! Please help me find it all "lets make an exuse up" type answers are welcome.

2007-05-11 03:22:07 · update #1

As is usual rather than answer the question as it is they go around it so no one will accuse of nonbelief.

2007-05-11 03:27:18 · update #2

I watched a movie and it was a snake but hey help me find a talking serpent then!

2007-05-11 03:36:58 · update #3

8 answers

I want to find a woman stupid enough to do what a talking snake tells her to do.

2007-05-11 03:26:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It was a Serpent, you can find that in the Chapter labeled, The Fall of Man, it starts in Genesis Chapter 3.

2007-05-11 10:32:49 · answer #2 · answered by todaymyhomeisinheaven 1 · 0 1

Maybe we can get you a taliking dog instead. Wouldn't you rather have a nice talking puppy dog or cat!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tayhKuJe44Y&mode=related&search=talking+animals

2007-05-11 10:27:03 · answer #3 · answered by U-98 6 · 1 0

Easy - go out into a field, and call out "Snakes!"

If anything says "Yes?", that's yer boy.

CD

2007-05-11 10:23:40 · answer #4 · answered by Super Atheist 7 · 1 1

it sounds like you already found "the snake"- it sounds like you are proud of your sin?

2007-05-11 10:24:32 · answer #5 · answered by Fairlady 3 · 0 1

no one can help you but your self.

2007-05-11 10:31:43 · answer #6 · answered by -ninyatherese- 2 · 0 1

it's in your pants, and it hasn't spoken to a woman in your lifetime.

2007-05-11 10:20:59 · answer #7 · answered by Yahoo admins are virgins 5 · 1 3

commit sin, you would find him..

2007-05-11 10:20:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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