2007-05-11 03:18:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Catholic, a Jew and a gay guy all die at the same time and go to heaven. When the arive at the gates St. Peter tells them that they are backed up and have to go back to earth and live with one condition. The Catholic can no longer pray to god, the Jew can no longer pick up pennies and the gay guy can no longer have sex with men. Waking up from what he thought was a dream the catholic asks god for help and dies. sometime later the Jew is walking down the street and seeeing a penny on the street bends over to pick it up...and the gay guy goes back to heaven.
2007-05-11 03:25:44 · answer #1 · answered by wolfmano 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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One day a guy had about twenty dollars to rent him a cheap hooker. When he arrived at the crack down broken house the pimp told him to sit down at the table in the corner and a lady would be there in a second. He sat down at the table and was eating what he thought was cherry tomatoes.
The first hooker came down and screamed.
He looked in wonder but kept eating the cherry tomatoes.
The second hooker came down and sobbed.
He looked in wonder but kept eating the cherry tomatoes.
The third hooker came down and fainted.
By then the man was fed up and went to the pimp.
"What is wrong with you women" said the man
"What do you mean? What did you do to them" said the pimp
"Nothing" said the man
"Motherfu**er what did you do I said" said the pimp
"Well I was over there eating the cherry tomatoes at the table and..." said the man
"Those cherry tomatoes over there?" asked the pimp
"Yeah" replied the man
"Haha those ain't cherry tomatoes those were their last week's abortion" said the pimp
2007-05-11 03:49:48 · answer #2 · answered by Mahyrah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are about a million jokes here
http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?20,6887
Why did the baker smell?
Because he kneaded a poo
Kept me chuckling for hours
2007-05-11 03:21:56 · answer #3 · answered by mockney_piers 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am trying to take a dump in pieces, leave me alone? Thats what I told my wife a few minutes ago.
2007-05-11 03:25:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the tomato blush?
it saw the salad dressing
what do you call an anorexic with the yeast infection?
a quarter pounder with cheese
2007-05-11 03:21:48 · answer #5 · answered by The Hollow Girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why is santa's sack so big? he only comes once a year
2007-05-11 03:21:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋