2007-05-11 02:19:53 · 22 answers · asked by Klawed Klawson 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
hold his for 4.28 my god is better than yours
2007-05-11 02:21:57 · answer #1 · answered by Snooter McPrickles 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My God created the Universe.
2007-05-11 02:24:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lol, the human world record for holding breath under water is 8 minutes, 58 seconds. So, your god isn't even half human. Ha!
2007-05-11 02:26:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My "god" is the water your god has to hold his breath under and the air he breaths when he comes back up=) stolen from roxie cat cause couldnt make up better than that !
2007-05-11 02:36:50 · answer #4 · answered by elie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My "god" is the water your god has to hold his breath under and the air he breaths when he comes back up=)
2007-05-11 02:23:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
My God created the heavens and Earth, which includes the water your god can breathe under.
2007-05-11 02:23:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
My God can part the water in half and walk down the middle to the other side. Top that.
2007-05-11 02:23:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
my God created everything. He can do anything. His Son died for us, and then rose again so we can now go live in His home if we believe on Him.
He is the beginning and the end. He is our Father in Heaven, and He loves us.
I could go on and on and on about my great, powerful, awesome, loving God and the things He has done for us.
2007-05-11 02:28:24 · answer #8 · answered by sonder 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your God has beaten Thor this time...but your God will not win again!!
*marches off defiantly*
2007-05-11 02:22:28 · answer #9 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Create everything from the power of His LOVE. That's why you're here, Mr. Klaw, because He LOVES you, just like I LOVE you. He's the God of LOVE, and I'm the Mailbox of LOVE. ;)
<3
2007-05-11 02:37:29 · answer #10 · answered by Mailbox of LOVE 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My God said I can eat you when I go to Red Lobster.
2007-05-11 02:22:46 · answer #11 · answered by Dirk Johnson 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋