I picked up a little friend in Central America called Dysentery and brought him back to the United States. I have never been so sick in my life. You would not believe how long you can spend on a toilet...
Shoot me now was my request to all around me, but none would.
2007-05-10 22:02:43
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answered by Anonymous
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Taking a 17 hour trip and changing planes at JFK. What a mess that place is. The airline I was flying(RJA) did not even open its counter till 7pm, so there was no place to sit I had to stand in line two hours with the worse shoes on. Then when they opened the ticket counter they took another 40 Min's just so they could have a little group meeting with people standing there with screaming kids.. Then I had to pass back through security..which is a joke..I was only happy cause I got to take my shoes off for that second. Then they moved the gate and did not announce the right flight number... half the plane was sitting at the wrong gate... I almost missed the flight. I had to sit next to this guy who had his legs spread so wide he was touching my knee with his knee and he was snoring. Oh, I was so happy it was over ...
2007-05-11 05:07:06
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answered by je 6
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I had my passport temporarily taken away from me while I was interrogated at a hostel in Hamburg. The woman apparently thought I was living illegally in Germany and spoke fluent German (I knew about three phrases) and I had to be quiet and civil since she had my passport. Once she gave it back I spouted at her a bit about how ridiculous it was. I am not sure why she thought these things, she may have confused me with someone else. Anyway, the rest of the trip was fine and for the most part I really enjoyed seeing Hamburg. :)
2007-05-11 05:10:53
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answered by JStrat 6
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Going too fast in the mountains, hit soft sand on the shoulder, lost control of the car. Wrapped it around a tree stump at about 65. I went through the windshield, my roommate ended up with a broken back.
2007-05-11 05:10:03
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answered by Captain Happy Pants 6
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My worst experience was when I was in Asia for 3 weeks I had travellers diarhhea and a cold! Really nasty couldn't wait to get home plus we had gone for a wedding so there were people around I didn't know and food I was unfamiliar with!!
2007-05-11 05:03:37
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answered by Amanda 3
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Whenever I have to fly "coach,' in the middle seat...
Sitting between all you anal-retentive flyers that think the airlines and the world in general owes you a "Queen-of-England, Red-Carpet, Administer-To-My-Every-Friggin-Comfortable-Travel-Need" experience..."
Read my "Secrets of Airline Travel" book entitled...
"SIT DOWN, AND SHUT THE F.... UP..."
We get you around the world in "days" instead of "years..."
Appreciate the fact that to do "that," involves some "unavoidable" personal discomfort...
If you're such a whiny, sensitive, wussy, pussy, namby-pamby traveler...
Either quit being a "cheap mutherfu..." and buy a "1st-Class" ticket, or...
(Stay the f...k home, you overly-sensitive, anal-retentive, picky, childish person, who has no business traveling the world exposing your lame, idiotic, un-informed, inexperienced misery to the rest of the "smart" travelers of the world, who take all the "given" travel discomforts in stride, and never complain about them, because they are "intelligent" people who know better...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
The next time you fly...
Understand that if you even "notice" the discomforts of travel...
You need to kill yourself, because you are a pathetic, simpering, wimp, who makes "everyone's" life miserable with your weak, dumb-*** whinings about every little thing...!!!
Understand now...?!?
2007-05-11 05:22:34
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answered by Anonymous
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Ok..
Ones traveled from L.A to Cairo, had middle seat for first 12 hours flight. , I was alone, sick with the flu and on my period! ( I was ready to shoot myself)
Had 16-hr lay over in Paris airport because plane was late. And when I got to Cairo my bags got lost! I got them a week later.
2007-05-11 05:23:26
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answered by Anonymous
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Two years ago, on vacation at Rocky point while my dad, brothers, and I went shoping our car was jacked. My dad had left his wallet and phone inside the car. Worst part, the hotel we were staying at booted us at ten the next morning. My dad had to walk about two miles to the nearest payphone at night just to call my aunt so we could go home. Lol, when my aunt finally got to rocky point her tire blew.
2007-05-11 05:14:43
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answered by Seresuto Kawaii 2
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When the 2 front tyres went flat just before town.
2007-05-11 05:23:45
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answered by Anonymous
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Eating undercooked food and having to take medication so I wouldn't have to run to the restroom constantly.
2007-05-11 09:34:45
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answered by smt 5
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