Would you pretend to not be home, or answer it with a bottle of anti-depressants in hand and say "criticize me now boy!"
2007-05-10 21:49:00 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would like to think I would do something clever or smart to "get him told" but unfortunately I know myself too well. I would probably kiss up to him and invite him in and fix him a drink while we waited for the tow truck......
I know, I know, he is odious. But I don't think I could resist the future stories I could tell.
For instance I saw Hillary Clinton (also on the Bad List with me) up close recently (we did not talk, it was a flukey thing) and I was so happy to see her, just smiling and taking her picture like I couldn't wait to tell the folks back home...which is true. But my husband looked at me like I had 2 heads, at my fakey fakeness....because we are not fans.
So I'm sure I would be the same with Tom.... ("May I call you Tom, Mr. Cruise?") I would not tell him that I think Scientology is a nutty so-called religion for kooks and nutty so-called celebrities.
2007-05-10 23:35:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
While I don't agree with his religious beliefs (and his just plain weird behavior sometimes), I'd still let him in because it's raining and he's having car trouble. Now, this is easy for me to say since I don't have a house. I'm just a mailbox, but not just any mailbox, I'm the Mailbox of LOVE, so how could I turn him away?
2007-05-11 09:47:19 · answer #2 · answered by Mailbox of LOVE 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd make him pay me $10, 000000, 00, then say to him "You better go back to being the old Tom Cruise. The one who was with Nicole okay!!!"... I used to looove this guy but ever since the Katie Holmes/jumping on Oprah's couch/scientology outbursts, I've begun despising him.
2007-05-11 05:06:28 · answer #3 · answered by Expecting ... ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would sing, "Rain Rain go away, come again another day. Little Tommy wants to play." But I would not share my anti-depressants.
2007-05-11 10:04:13 · answer #4 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would wrestle him to the ground,,,after finally securing him with the duct tape and rope...i would hire the local gang to 'dispose' of his car,,,,call the National Enquirer and start an alibi story about the strange behavior T.C. exhibited lately, expressing this uncontrollable urge to start a church of Scientology in Beirut...lock my doors, close the blinds , turn the stereo up real loud, and have my way with that boy for months to come~~
2007-05-11 04:54:22 · answer #5 · answered by ♥sinful♥ 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I would say to him, "Tom, if you just thought more positively, you never would have had car trouble in the first place. Perhaps, your faith is eroding and your on a slippery slope to hell." HI LT DAN!!!
2007-05-11 04:54:44 · answer #6 · answered by debdini 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would answer the door just long enough to tell him to go help himself. Then shut it in his face. I don't like him one bit!
2007-05-11 05:05:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Being an Aussie I'd say, "You really screwed it up with Nicole, Here's a dollar, go call a cab!".
2007-05-11 04:53:26 · answer #8 · answered by MichaelBuffy 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I would let him in but then I would call the psych ward and have them come pick him up
2007-05-11 09:38:23 · answer #9 · answered by Jennifer L 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i would let him in as long as he would not try talking me to convert.
2007-05-11 05:02:30 · answer #10 · answered by ≈ ฬ ≈ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋