I currently have it on ice. Please help?!!!!
2007-05-10 18:31:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Injuries
You need a sewing machine, then...
1) Read the owner's manual that came with your machine and familiarize yourself with its various parts and capabilities.
2) Raise needle to its highest position by turning handwheel at the right of the machine toward you. Make sure that the needle you are using is the correct size for the penis you are sewing.
3) Raise presser foot.
4) Thread sewing machine and pull top and bottom threads to the right and back of the machine.
5) Place penis to be sewn to the left and underneath the raised presser foot.
6) Position penis so that the distance between the penis edges and the needle is equal to the required seam allowance.
7) Lower presser foot onto positioned penis and move machine handwheel toward you until needle pierces the penis.
8)
Begin stitching by pressing on machine foot pedal and gently guiding the penis as it is pulled to the back of the machine. Try not to exert any pressure on the penis other than what is needed to evenly guide the penis in as accurate a stitching line as possible.
9)
End stitching by raising needle to its highest position.
10) Raise presser foot and pull stitched penis out and to the left.
11) Cut bottom and top threads in order to release the penis.
Tips & Warnings
* Keep a variety of needle sizes among your sewing supplies. This will allow you to quickly adjust the size if necessary.
* Test stitching on sample penis in order to determine whether stitches are too loose or too tight and to observe stitch length. Adjust stitch length and tension dials as needed.
* Spend some time testing different combinations of stitch length and tension levels on a variety of penises. This will help you get a feel for what stitch settings will and won't work for some penises.
* Take care not to let your right hand get under the needle clamp while guiding the penis. The needle clamp goes rapidly up and down along with the needle and can hit your hand if you're not careful.
2007-05-10 18:40:47 · answer #1 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Call an ambulance and get to the hospitol you cannot attempt home stitching and you could die from blood loss. Dial 911 and hurry up!
2007-05-11 05:15:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, so which you gotta take some super gorilla glue, get off the damn computer and glue your dick returned on, have been given that? Oh and lay of the weed ok? in case you quite did shrink off your penis, you would be in the emergency room so cease ****** around.
2016-10-15 08:39:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you reaped before you sowed.
2007-05-10 18:33:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
rubber band whats left 2 stp bleeding (not 2 tight) n get 2 hospital asap
2007-05-10 18:34:32 · answer #5 · answered by zoot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a joke.
I mean....come on...if you had REALLY done that, you wouldn't be sitting calmly at your computer.
Give it a rest. You need more help for your head than your penis.
2007-05-11 03:29:38 · answer #6 · answered by emt_me911 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that it is time to buy a dress many men pay big bicks for this surgery lol good luck always make sure that your shoes and purse match ---
2007-05-10 18:37:13 · answer #7 · answered by in His image 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha You should be in the hospital right now if not you must not care about the thing that bad...
2007-05-10 18:34:11 · answer #8 · answered by kyera_jo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
call the ambulance quick
2007-05-10 18:33:22 · answer #9 · answered by Sweetbulbs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sleep with it in your mouth overnight and then sew it back on in the morning.
2007-05-10 18:34:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋