please make up a short poem using my name in it? it can be flirty, it could be funny, it could be sad, and damn it can also be outright insulting if you want it to be, lol. ; )
much thanks!
2007-05-10 18:00:25 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
laura,laura,never will be kimora
2007-05-10 18:02:38 · answer #1 · answered by Ericqua 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laura was a little lamb
Her tÃts were white as snow
Her teeth were e'en and regular
her face just had a glow
She posted all her pictures here
(360 and YA)
and then she asked us for a poem
an odd request, I'd say
And so I wrote a rhyme for her
That girl from down und'er
Which I forgot to mention in
The color of her hair
Her hair was smooth, her hair was dark
She wore it on a bow
I have to say I'm talking of
the hair on her head though ;)
2007-05-11 01:37:48 · answer #2 · answered by Fred the Crotchenator 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Laura is the girl with a beautiful smile
her beauty runs as long as the nile,
She is so nice, so gentle and kind,
I cannot seem to get her off my mind.
She is the reason that makes my blood pumping,
and keep my heart racing and thumping
To make her happy to see her smile I strive,
for she is the one that makes me feel so alive.
Hope you like the poem =)
2007-05-11 01:09:33 · answer #3 · answered by rayda1009 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a girl named Laura, who needed a reply.
Along came Tut Uncommon, normal average guy.
She wanted to read a poem, a simple little verse.
This one isn't much, but it could've been much worse.
2007-05-11 01:07:16 · answer #4 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Laura, sweet Laura.....You're Just in Luck
Todays the day that you and I f*ck
I'll put both legs behind your head
And drill away til I break the bed
2007-05-11 13:38:53 · answer #5 · answered by Angel in Hell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i passed the joint to laura, she took a hit and got lit like a minora, a bottle of 151 some rum and she hit the floor, uh
2007-05-11 01:06:24 · answer #6 · answered by vern 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laura laura thats My fedora
Get one yourself
You greedy elf
2007-05-11 01:06:21 · answer #7 · answered by Aimee B 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your bombastic
Your Laura-tastic!
2007-05-11 01:05:23 · answer #8 · answered by Smoky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laura has a gut like a snore-a. She needs to tone up that gut or it'll hit the floor-a! WORD...
2007-05-11 01:04:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here is a rhyme about Laura.
There is just something about her Aura.
Even when she wears her fedora.
Her hair smells of the flora.
But I just love the name of Laura.
Oh Well
2007-05-11 01:12:40 · answer #10 · answered by jandl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*laura* we can see your belly
on a page called P&S, very silly
i mean the page
Not your belly
hope you like what i wrote
*laura* in a page called P&S, which is silly!
2007-05-11 01:07:03 · answer #11 · answered by Piggy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋