Really quick question - everyone can answer it without any prior knowledge about anything...?

Question

hi, my name is Devorah, i'm running for class representative for my grade this year in high school. i was class representative last year. next year i'll be a senior.
i was wondering if anyone could help me with ideas for a speech, ideas for posters, for stickers... anything?

last year i had a cute poster which was a "today i feel like...." chart (with faces that had different emotions), and a box around a smiley face that said "today i feel like voting for devorah." so if you have any other cute ideas like that (random ideas) it would help.
my school is moving next year to a new building, so i could probably incorporate that into a speech
i want a funny speech so if anyone can think of any random jokes that i can put in - or a joke to start my speech with.. that would help.

(so im looking for cute slogans, poster ideas, ideas to put in my speech, funny jokes - even if they are irrelevant - for my speech and stuff like that)

thank you.

Answer 1

For the speech, have a great begginning, and a great ending, and make the part in between the two very short.

Answer 2

Don't bother with a campaign, if your popular, you'll be elected, if not, oh well.

Here is a slogan,

Devorah I'll pretend to care

Devorah I'll pretend that class rep is important

Devorah "They like me, they really like me!"

Answer 3

You should promise your fellow classmates with a year full of fun activities they can use... Picnics/cookouts, after-school activities, Tutors, Higher Education Planning. All you need is a teachers sponsorship, a parents support, and your own Antiquity. Good Luck.

Dear Classmates,

Knock Knock?
......

"Lisa"
............
"Lisa" you can do it, let me in.
Knock Knock?
......
Lionel.
............
Lionel bite you if you put your head in its mouth!!!
So you Better vote for me!!!

Answer 4

Jesus Loves You Devorah thinks your an ******! Vote for Devorah!!!!

Answer 5

A vote for me is a vote for me....