he's trying to get a job with a finance firm. I need to make this hilarious, not just funny. Comon you yahoo! answerers, gimme something GOOD!
2007-05-10 17:50:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A fairly honest person, he applied for the position as social secretary to the Director.
Rose P.
2007-05-10 18:09:05 · answer #1 · answered by rose p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A note saying...I appreciate you taking the time to inform me the job is taken. Thankyou....is a very nice idea. THis act comes under the heading of Working at getting a job. You are creating a basis within yourself that will emanate from you to future bosses which they will respect. I told my children you can have many people higher than you in a job but if you think of it as working for yourself & doing the best you can do ...FOR YOURSELF then you can take pride in your achievements & even if you had a nasty boss who wouldnt give a good reference it wouldnt matter because WHO you are comes out of your every pore. As for your writing...for practice dont try writing whole words at first. Just do a whole row of an a, then e, then O & a U. This way you wont have too higher expectations, so you can relax more. DO NOT go aim for perfection just the best you can do, KNOWING that each time you do it you are getting better. NEVER be a harsh judge of your work or you simply undermine yourself. The minute you inject negativity into ANYTHING you turn it to custard so to speak. LOL All the best.
2016-04-01 06:10:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The woman doing the interview has a too tight blouse on and the guy keeps focusing on the button because as the interview goes on it becomes more and more apparent the the button is going to pop. He is sweatng and unable to answer the questions not because he's nervous but because he's focusing on the button but despite all the issues they hire him as I don't know cook for arby's and as he turns to leave the button flies and hits him in the back of the head.
2007-05-10 18:05:35 · answer #3 · answered by Village Player 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Reaches to shake hands with the interviewer, knocks over coffee cup (hot into lap or all over important papers).
Unknowingly gets something on his finger, rubs under his nose which gives him a moustached look that makes him a dead ringer for the serial killer on the detective magazine cover the wanna be security man is reading.
2007-05-10 18:03:18 · answer #4 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He says he's been dating a beautiful woman with the interviewers same last name the interviewers asks him what her first name is and he replies the interviewers wife first name..at that point the interviewer says thank you , your hired with a smile.
2007-05-10 18:10:03 · answer #5 · answered by harvey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He goes out and buys a lottery ticket and wins BIG and buys the finance firm and fires the a hol- who would not hire him, then rehire him and make him srart at the bottom and work his way up...
2007-05-10 17:57:30 · answer #6 · answered by snowriver 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He could shat himself during the interview run to the bathroom, and then get caught taking a vicious dump...
2007-05-10 17:54:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad gas
2007-05-10 17:53:32 · answer #8 · answered by Third Day 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was about to be told that he got the job when i showed up and took the interviewer's soul
2007-05-10 17:53:22 · answer #9 · answered by taker_of_souls 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When he reaches out to shake their hands have him rip a loud and smelly fart...
2007-05-10 17:54:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋