nice question to ask when mothers day is coming up, isnt it?
lol. im just bored. nothing against all the mommies in the world.!
2007-05-10 12:37:36 · 20 answers · asked by <3pirate 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Stupid.....it takes her a half hour to make Minute Rice.
Fat....she went to the movies and sat next to everybody.
Black, when she steps out the car, the oil light comes on.
Fat,..when she wears high heels she strikes oil.
2007-05-10 12:45:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can and had a bag with 2 pennies in there, i asked her what she was doing, and she said "i'm moving."
2007-05-10 19:40:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so fat that she puts a inch of water in the tub and causes a flood when she gets in.
2007-05-10 19:47:01 · answer #3 · answered by memel73 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's so big, when she go swiming in the ocean all the whales come up and sing " We r family, even tho ur larger than me"
2007-05-10 19:44:13 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs.CoriWilson 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so stupid that she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone.
2007-05-10 19:42:08 · answer #5 · answered by I.Hope.You.Die 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so skinny that she can hula hoop with a cherrio!
Yo momma so ugly that when it was Christmas everyone said "Take your Halloween costume off!"
Yo momma so fat that she had to take baths in the ocean!
2007-05-10 19:40:45 · answer #6 · answered by A Girl With a Dream 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so SWEET that she MAKES THE WHOLE WORLD SMILE!
2007-05-10 19:41:41 · answer #7 · answered by crazykaro 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so cute that she blew up!!
2007-05-10 19:40:17 · answer #8 · answered by live laugh love 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat shes got more chins than the phone book in china
2007-05-10 19:40:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat that she takes poster instead of pictures
Yo mama is so fat that she feel in love and broke it.
2007-05-10 19:41:21 · answer #10 · answered by SPONTANEOUS SYDNEY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋