you make up the punch line. I want to hear what everyone has to say about the presidential candidates
2007-05-10 11:11:44 · 6 answers · asked by Just a guy 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Elections
The republican says "A round for the house! I just locked up my party's nomination!"
The bartender asks, "What about you two, still too close to call?"
The woman replies, "Yeah, we won't know which of us will be President until the primaries are over."
2007-05-10 11:49:37 · answer #1 · answered by B.Kevorkian 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The bartender says, "Hey Condi!"
2007-05-10 19:14:02 · answer #2 · answered by Mforce 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The republican expects everybody to take care of him, and the woman and Black dude make jokes about him.
/?Hey, if you don't like it make up your own go ddamn jokes
2007-05-10 18:41:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
and the Republican says, "where are all the congressional pages"?
Seriously, which one is gay? That would help the punchline.
2007-05-10 18:51:22 · answer #4 · answered by Craig L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bartender says " we don't serve anyone who works for a living" and kicks the Republican out
2007-05-10 18:22:26 · answer #5 · answered by kapute2 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
after seeing effeminate white men wearing assless chaps, they realize they've entered DNC headquarters by mistake.
2007-05-10 18:17:50 · answer #6 · answered by gorgeous george III 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋