2007-05-10 10:53:19 · 9 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by
One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
2007-05-10 10:59:40 · answer #1 · answered by Becka Gal 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As one of the guys who wore kilts replied to that question in an advertisement, "freedom!"
2007-05-10 11:23:20 · answer #2 · answered by pingraham@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Underkiltwear.
2007-05-10 10:55:40 · answer #3 · answered by merrybodner 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Zip, Nada, Nothing.WOO HOO! gotta love those bagpipes!
2007-05-10 11:09:22 · answer #4 · answered by Christal 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A smile.
2007-05-10 11:02:26 · answer #5 · answered by Chimalsi 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nothing. Trust me I know.
2007-05-10 10:55:19 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Knickerbocker 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
birthday suit.
2007-05-10 10:57:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Themselves. That's it..
2007-05-10 10:55:11 · answer #8 · answered by awayforabit 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nothing
2007-05-10 10:58:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋