I do it to pretend I'm Freddy Kruger!!!
2007-05-10 09:38:42
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Scissors?
Bah! That's first grade stuff.
I run blindfolded down the wrong way of a one-way street,
while juggling three chainsaws in one hand,
playing Russian Roulette with the other hand,
balancing a box of starving fire ants on my head,
with a live rabid wolverine stuffed down my pants,
and a lit stick of dynamite clenched in my teeth.
Then, for the big finish, I tear the 'Do Not Remove' tag off a mattress.
2007-05-10 19:00:16
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answer #2
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answered by Ajsansker 7
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Yeah baaaabbbyyy! Living on the edge! Oh yeah, and I also leave the front door as well as the refridgerator door open. Know why? Cause I was raised in a Barn and I am trying to cool the whooooooooollllle House! CUZ I CAN! LOL
2007-05-10 09:34:38
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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I don't need to, I can get hurt just looking at the scissors. I'd hate to think what would happen if I did run with them.
2007-05-10 09:36:45
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answer #4
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answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7
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Well I got to run with scissors only once, because I never stopped running!
2007-05-10 09:43:37
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answer #5
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answered by M.S. 2
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LOL!!! Well one time I played my electric guitar while doing yahoo, and it shocked me! LOL But I dont run with scissors. I do flips off walls and leap from roof tops! LOL is that crazy enough? Almost got expelled for doing wall flips in the hall ways!!!
2007-05-10 12:06:37
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answer #6
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answered by VOID 3
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I don't think I've used scissors in the past month, to my realization. It could make me feel dangerous, but it depends on how and where I do it.
have you read running with scissors from augusten burroughs? that's what appealed to me when i read your question.
2007-05-10 09:34:27
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answer #7
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answered by Daft 5
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Not only do i run with scissors. I often run up and down icey stairs with the scissors pointing directly at my left eye ball.
2007-05-10 09:35:50
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answer #8
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answered by THEMURPHSTER 3
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I'm not into self-mutilation but I did pull that damn label off my mattress and I've been incognito for 10 years now. The mattress police are never more than 10 minutes behind me.
Gotta go...
2007-05-10 09:39:39
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answered by Mr 5
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Haha yes, I dooo =]
I also take plugged in electricals into my bathroom
I stick forks in my toaster to get the bread out if its too small
I purposely pick up sharp objects to see if they're as sharp as they look
I like to walk around in the dark or with my eyes shut
I dont tie my laces either! O_O
2007-05-10 11:09:15
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answer #10
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answered by CannibalGirl 2
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I run with scissors because I like living on the edge! Get it!?.....edge..... tough room, oh well, door was opened and I walked through it.
2007-05-10 09:37:32
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answer #11
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answered by lorem_ipsum 3
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