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If you do....I like you! Your funny!

2007-05-10 09:30:41 · 40 answers · asked by ηєvєrmorє 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

*You're, for all you grammer freaks out there ;)

2007-05-10 09:47:39 · update #1

40 answers

I do it to pretend I'm Freddy Kruger!!!

2007-05-10 09:38:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Scissors?
Bah! That's first grade stuff.

I run blindfolded down the wrong way of a one-way street,
while juggling three chainsaws in one hand,
playing Russian Roulette with the other hand,
balancing a box of starving fire ants on my head,
with a live rabid wolverine stuffed down my pants,
and a lit stick of dynamite clenched in my teeth.

Then, for the big finish, I tear the 'Do Not Remove' tag off a mattress.

2007-05-10 19:00:16 · answer #2 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 1 0

Yeah baaaabbbyyy! Living on the edge! Oh yeah, and I also leave the front door as well as the refridgerator door open. Know why? Cause I was raised in a Barn and I am trying to cool the whooooooooollllle House! CUZ I CAN! LOL

2007-05-10 09:34:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I don't need to, I can get hurt just looking at the scissors. I'd hate to think what would happen if I did run with them.

2007-05-10 09:36:45 · answer #4 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 2 0

Well I got to run with scissors only once, because I never stopped running!

2007-05-10 09:43:37 · answer #5 · answered by M.S. 2 · 1 0

LOL!!! Well one time I played my electric guitar while doing yahoo, and it shocked me! LOL But I dont run with scissors. I do flips off walls and leap from roof tops! LOL is that crazy enough? Almost got expelled for doing wall flips in the hall ways!!!

2007-05-10 12:06:37 · answer #6 · answered by VOID 3 · 1 0

I don't think I've used scissors in the past month, to my realization. It could make me feel dangerous, but it depends on how and where I do it.
have you read running with scissors from augusten burroughs? that's what appealed to me when i read your question.

2007-05-10 09:34:27 · answer #7 · answered by Daft 5 · 1 0

Not only do i run with scissors. I often run up and down icey stairs with the scissors pointing directly at my left eye ball.

2007-05-10 09:35:50 · answer #8 · answered by THEMURPHSTER 3 · 1 1

I'm not into self-mutilation but I did pull that damn label off my mattress and I've been incognito for 10 years now. The mattress police are never more than 10 minutes behind me.

Gotta go...

2007-05-10 09:39:39 · answer #9 · answered by Mr 5 · 1 0

Haha yes, I dooo =]
I also take plugged in electricals into my bathroom
I stick forks in my toaster to get the bread out if its too small
I purposely pick up sharp objects to see if they're as sharp as they look
I like to walk around in the dark or with my eyes shut
I dont tie my laces either! O_O

2007-05-10 11:09:15 · answer #10 · answered by CannibalGirl 2 · 1 0

I run with scissors because I like living on the edge! Get it!?.....edge..... tough room, oh well, door was opened and I walked through it.

2007-05-10 09:37:32 · answer #11 · answered by lorem_ipsum 3 · 1 0

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