Why are silent farts so deadly?
2007-05-10 09:00:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
They're like gasious little ninjas.
2007-05-10 09:02:50 · answer #1 · answered by Kiss me you fool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Well; mam, silence has nothing really to do with being a deadly one.lol. You see,the human body produces methane naturally. The only way that a (fart),also known as methane could be deadly is by expelling the gas over an open flame.
2007-05-10 16:07:27 · answer #2 · answered by Smooth Operator 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because they smell so bad as the saying goes silent but deadly
2007-05-10 16:07:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A HINEY BURP, if you will, :)
stinks for the same reason the poopy of a baby stinks, it just does. Of course I guess it has something to do with where it comes from.
2007-05-11 10:46:24 · answer #4 · answered by mikeyswifeyof4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz otherwise they couldn't be called silent-but-deadlies
2007-05-10 16:02:25 · answer #5 · answered by Dobby The Great 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you always must say I farted. unless you are at work, and if it slips out it slipps out. then, you go to the bathroom because once you start you cant stop, until you go number 2 .
2007-05-10 16:03:37 · answer #6 · answered by tank_boogersmom 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because they are trained ninja assassin killers sent here by the communists.
2007-05-10 16:03:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the stink doesn't stick to your butthole like the noisy ones.
2007-05-10 16:04:26 · answer #8 · answered by Chairman LMAO 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz nobody knows to run, so it seeps into their mouth and kills them like a ninja. i call them ninja farts.
2007-05-10 16:02:58 · answer #9 · answered by killa' fo' real 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you can blame them on someone else and then everyone fights over who did it
2007-05-10 16:03:46 · answer #10 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋