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i heard they are in the middle of an obesity epidemic and i dont want to catch it

2007-05-10 08:54:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel United States Other - United States

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You don't need jabs but they do tattoo a stars and stripes on your forehead to let people know you are a tourist as people are avoiding it in droves. also don't act to bright or they may send you home on the next flight, they don't like freethinkers or intelligence. if you go with a marine haircut, carrying the stars and stripes, talking very loud, and drinking a Pepsi cola you will get in no problem.
obesity is very contagious take extreme care, MacDonald's is a well known place to catch this insidious disease.

2007-05-10 09:09:57 · answer #1 · answered by phil 3 · 1 1

ive been to america every year since 2002. ive never had a jab.

2007-05-10 09:06:04 · answer #2 · answered by Ghost Boy 7 · 0 1

yes

2007-05-10 23:28:56 · answer #3 · answered by Arun 1 · 0 0

not funny

2007-05-10 09:05:13 · answer #4 · answered by lemonzestingtoday 3 · 0 1

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