I am going to win the Euromillions lottery tomorrow (35,000,000UKP).
I shall be buying an island (somewhere warm) and declaring independence.
Obviously I shall need a government.
Please tell me the post for which you would like to be considered, with at least one good reason why you are the right person for that job.
Open to all omies, palones, omi-palones, and sympathetic hetties.
[NB questions concerning the national anthem and the national flag will be asked later, but start thinking about it now]
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2007-05-10 08:44:08 · 31 answers · asked by abetterfate 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
RAYNEBOW DIVA:
who cares about the typing?
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2007-05-10 08:50:10 · update #1
ROB E:
why, oh why, are you in the gay LGBT section?
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2007-05-10 08:51:41 · update #2
FTW:
the post of Minister of Bikinis is still available ...
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2007-05-10 08:53:22 · update #3
Lókasenna:
forget warm, somewhere with Puffins would be nice!
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2007-05-10 08:55:10 · update #4
UPDATE:
who else has a picture of Raynebow Diva in her saucy secretary's outfit firmly lodged in their minds?
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2007-05-10 08:56:52 · update #5
FTW:
there is already a queue forming to apply the sunscreen on any exposed surface ...
2007-05-10 08:58:28 · update #6
justXanotherXemoxKid:
how cute would you look in a saucy nurses uniform?
LOL - This island is going to look like a lesbian Benny Hill sketch!
2007-05-10 09:10:19 · update #7
CATS:
no problem with all the cats, but can someone ask around and find a veterinarian (is that how you spell that word?)
2007-05-10 09:15:27 · update #8
KEDAR:
a government can never have too many big hats!
"I love you" in Welsh? Thatwould always useful whenever you wanted something from me. Had a night out in Cardiff docks, have you?
Mandarin or Cantonese? Take care ... Plum is just above you ...
2007-05-10 09:51:23 · update #9
Oh, and I have scraped things off my shoe that have a better command of English than GWB.
2007-05-10 10:08:14 · update #10
PLUM:
You look at me and think of Margaret Rutherford? Hmmm!
GITSLIVEON:
darling girl, you would be EVERYONE'S choice for Prime Minister!
2007-05-10 10:25:00 · update #11
FINAL UPDATE FOR TONIGHT:
Well, sweeties, less than 24 hours to go!
I am going to try and sleep now.
Bona nochey all!
2007-05-10 10:47:39 · update #12
RIVEROTTER: I feel sorry for all those foreigners already!
ANGELPAWS: you and you vet friend are more than welcome ... there will be a lot of puss cats needing care.
Of course hetties are welcome, but they have to promise to keep their deviant behaviour behind closed doors.
2007-05-10 21:33:24 · update #13
I COLOR: of course we'll find a place for you!
KADIJA: Plum tells me she has already started to design your uniform!
2007-05-10 21:46:19 · update #14
KARLEY:
Sorry, babe, the role of Fantabulosa Consort to Her Supreme Majestic Highness (that's me) is already very much taken.
UNCLEFRUNK:
Another Chief Justice? Hm, now who said "First, we'll kill all the lawyers"?
Don't worry, sweetie, we will find something for you to do ... maybe GJ will need help in the garden.
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2007-05-11 05:51:39 · update #15
Head Secretary of State please. I wanna be all sexy with my secretary glasses, stiletto heels and my note pad. Oh and i can type 83 words per minute :)
Edit: LOL!
Edit: oooo i got a hater or 2. I love it!! :)
2007-05-10 08:48:19 · answer #1 · answered by Raynebow_Diva 6 · 14⤊ 3⤋
Cats? There are going to be cats? Oh dear, my husband is allergic to cats.
How about a telecommute job? I can be the boss of the country's internet. Or email. Or doing research through the internet. Because I do that a lot.
Minister of Sleeping. I do that a lot, too.
2007-05-11 03:03:42 · answer #2 · answered by Tina Goody-Two-Shoes 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Me! Me!
You are obviously going to give Plum the Education job - younger, prettier, lesbian (a wise choice anyway ... I taught her everything she knows!)
Could I be caretaker/handyman/gardener?
As full-time life on an island full of beautiful lesbians might be a bit much for an old hettie like me, so could you send me as your ambassador to the UN every now and then?
2007-05-10 21:40:10 · answer #3 · answered by GJ 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Hey, make me head of Social Security!
I'm already in that line of work... I'm a social servant so I know how to follow the rules and more important how to find the holes in the law ;-)
National flag can only be the rainbow flag and I'd say as anthem a song from Queen... "We are the champions" or something strong like that!
Let me know when I have to pack my bags...
Oh yes, I'm bringing my wife and cats...
2007-05-10 08:56:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
I would like to be Secretary of Defense to the Minister of Defense (which would be Lokasenna!) Between an Otter and Puffin *Nothing* is getting in or out of hand (well, *maybe* out of hand hee hee hee) without us knowing about it. Especially by water...we'd know everything that went on by water!!!
(and gods help those cranky foreign officials, they'd best learn some manners!)
And Truckinotter (of course) would have to be Minister of Transportation.It's something she's very very knowledgeable about.
Oh Cooool!! Do we get more funny hats??? I love funny hats!!
2007-05-10 11:57:06 · answer #5 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 8⤊ 1⤋
I wanna be Supreme Court Justice!!
You KNOW I'm good at keeping it real, keeping it orderly and giving a nice sarcastic, smartassed responses to people who wanna think they know it all and proclaim self-righteousness. I'd be like Judge Judy
EDIT: damn, looks like someone's already applied for that position. Ok..how bout Surgeon General? or Head of Center for Disease Control? I'm a 3rd year medical technology major.
2007-05-10 13:15:04 · answer #6 · answered by I_color_outside_the_lines 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Minister responsible for the arts - am a writer (published) and attended art school, have been an actor - great sense of humour, can take the rough with the smooth!
2007-05-11 00:41:13 · answer #7 · answered by mike4nick 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I speak fluently 3 languages, 3 words in Russian 2 in Arabic, and I can say 'I Love You' in Welsh and in Chinese.
I speak a better English than George W. Bush, and I shook Madonna's hand in New York City.
I also have a collection of important looking big hats, meant for serious occasions, and every new government needs people to show with big hats -- do I get the job?
2007-05-10 09:41:47 · answer #8 · answered by Kedar 7 · 16⤊ 1⤋
Oooo, me for Minister of Education, pretty please!
Darling, I just can't get the picture of you as Margaret Rutherford in 'The Mouse that Roared' out of my head (younger, skinnier, and less wrinkled, obviously!) ... ROFLMAO
And although she doesn't seem to be around, I think Kadija S should be the head of the palace guard.
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2007-05-10 09:29:50 · answer #9 · answered by Plum 5 · 7⤊ 1⤋
deputy pm id stop any chavs coming to the island (and if you happened to have an accident of some sort i could take over power shall soon be mine but you can pretend you did'nt read that last part)
2007-05-11 02:10:48 · answer #10 · answered by Quinn 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wanna be minister of finance - I have ten year's bookkeeping experience. (Which is more than our current minister of finance has!)
And I have a friend who's a Veterinarian - so I'll bring her with for Cisje's and my cats! She's straight though (my friend) - is that going to be a problem? She might infect others...
2007-05-10 18:02:47 · answer #11 · answered by Angelpaws 5 · 7⤊ 1⤋