A very inebriated man walks into a nightclub and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walks over to her, places his hand up her skirt and begins f @ n d l i n g her.
Instantly, she jumps up and s l a p s him silly.
"I'm sorry," the drunk stammers. "I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable as*h o le," screams the woman.
"That's funny," he mutters back. "You sound like her, too!!!!."
2007-05-10 07:10:11 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
yes , no wonder :::::::good one
2007-05-10 07:14:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A bit poor, 5/10.
2007-05-10 07:13:45 · answer #2 · answered by jimbob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but not worth laughing outloud...I'll just laugh in my head to that one
2007-05-10 07:14:23 · answer #3 · answered by DιRTι DιVA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-05-10 07:13:51 · answer #4 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny but she should of knocked him out.
2007-05-10 07:18:19 · answer #5 · answered by Mami 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OTFLMAO Holy crap that was funny! Good job!
2007-05-10 07:13:24 · answer #6 · answered by bina64davis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Very good
2007-05-10 07:19:37 · answer #7 · answered by Smurf 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think its funny nuff like
2007-05-10 07:13:20 · answer #8 · answered by kookiemonster32 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! that reminds me, I need a drink!! thanx!
2007-05-10 07:14:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just pissed myself laughing
2007-05-10 07:17:22 · answer #10 · answered by Dr. Em to be 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not great
2007-05-10 07:13:04 · answer #11 · answered by Laura C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋