riddle joke story ?????

Question

im bored hopefully this wont be deleted like my last one write me a story a riddle a joke anything

Answer 1

heres a riddle:

I blind man walks into a beer store what sign does he use to tell the cashier which brand of beer he wants?








Answer: Hes Blind not dumb. (hes can see but he can talk)





A father and a son were driving in a car. they get hit by a drunk driver the dad dies but the son is alive and goes to the hospital coz he needs surgery.
The surgeon looks at him and says: "I can do surgery on him hes my son" how is this possible?









Answer:: The surgeon is his mother

Answer 2

Here are some jokes: Two cannibals are sitting together and sharing a clown for lunch. Suddenly, the one canniball turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you??" Yo' mama so fat it took the train conductor 2 hours to say "All Aboard"! Chuck Norris actually passed away five years ago but God is afraid to tell him !! One afternoon a blonde was in the middle of mowing her lawn when the family cat accidentally got in the way and OUCH! it's tail got caught in the lawn mower and was sliced clean off. The blonde, near hysteria, grabs both the cat and severed tail and drives like a maniac to the nearest Super Walmart. Why WALMART and not the veterinarian? The blonde had heard someone say that Super Walmarts are the largest and biggest RE-TAIL-ERS in the world !! Q: What has four legs and an arm? A: A pitbull !! Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A: It changes their blood type.

Answer 3

WHAT PRESIDENT PICTURE ON THE 100 DOLLER BILL .. I WONT TELL U ,, LOOK IT UP HA HA HA