U R A Texan If:
1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Burnet, Boerne, Nacogdoches, Mexia, Waco, Amarillo , and Waxahachie
2. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
3. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
5. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
6. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
7. You measure distance in minutes.
8. Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.
9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.
10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit
11. You know cow-pies are not made of beef.
12.. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
13. You have known someone who has had a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
15. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.
16. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol; a Ford F350 4x4 is.
17. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressin'.
18. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
19. You actually understand this and you are "fixin' to" send it to your friends.
20. Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation: " You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper!"
2007-05-10 03:50:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
How can some of Y'all say your Texan and none apply? Hello #3 all the time for sure!!
2007-05-10 04:11:36 · update #1
I hear ya ATM, that's what a lot of people think!!
There's a wide variety in Texas!!! Not just Cowboys and country music!! We have great rappers and rockers too!!!
2007-05-10 04:19:39 · update #2
yeah I'm a texan and proud of it. don't mess with texas
2007-05-10 03:56:45 · answer #1 · answered by millie 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are making tremendous progress on defense with Demaco, Williams, and now Okoye. The offense has great players at the skill positions, they just need to get that offensive line under control. In the NFC I think they'd compete for a wild card, but in the AFC South they'll probably finish around 7-9. They are headed in the right direction tho.
2016-05-19 22:09:44 · answer #2 · answered by janene 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I from texas and sum of these things don't apply and why when you guys texas ya'll think of cowboys see my point is Texas is crunk and that my home state
YEA I'M A TEXAN
2007-05-10 04:05:20 · answer #3 · answered by ATM 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think I am part Texan.
2007-05-10 03:57:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am 100% texan... and half of these dont even apply
2007-05-10 03:55:14 · answer #5 · answered by ever_lady84 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny stuff. I must be PART Texan.
2007-05-10 03:53:13 · answer #6 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
iam texan
2007-05-10 03:56:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aparently you are a Texan if you are too lazy to type the words "you" and "are":
2007-05-10 03:55:16 · answer #8 · answered by Chairman LMAO 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Cute, my favorite is number 15.
2007-05-10 03:53:57 · answer #9 · answered by Veruca Salt 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL...i'm not a texan but i hear ya!
2007-05-10 03:54:37 · answer #10 · answered by G泥Lì┬A 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋