How on earth did the cow get escape velocity when he jumped over the moon?

Question

As you can tell im bored but funniest answer gets 10pts

Answer 1

cows produce an enourmous amount of methane when they fart. methane is also used for rocket fule. maybe he ate mexican food the night before. hahahahha

Answer 2

Actually, the cow that did the jumping was a hybrid.

It had been cross-bred with one of the animals Jor-el brought from the planet Krypton on a scouting mission to Earth before their planet blew up (the event that sent Superman to us).

What isn't mentioned in the original Nursery Rhyme is that the cow was the world record holder in the standing high jump at the time, but that its records were disqualified later due to steroid use (the feed had been doctored).

Answer 3

If something jumped over the moon it does not necessary mean that it obtained escape velocity. U can have orbits that go around the moon and u would return to earth.

Answer 4

Cows are a she, silly. And SHE got escape velocity when she had a Red Bull - gives you wings, you know.

Answer 5

Well, you'd need propulsion. The law of conservation of momentum tells us that for the cow to gain upward momentum, something else must have gotten downward momentum... thus, something must have been expelled from the cow's rear end, and rather forcefully.

Answer 6

She jumped from the top of the beanstalk that grew very quickly due to the magic in the bean found by Jack.

Answer 7

They said jumped over. They meant ran into. That's where the craters come from!

Answer 8

Firstly a cow is a she not a he!! and secondly she is female and capable of anything!

Answer 9

Tinkerbelle
sprinkled
him
with
*magical escape velocity dust*

:-)

Answer 10

She was strapped to a cow launcher.