Worse than SARS and Bird Flu combined, The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The
disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitivecharacteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own
actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of
geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated a few years ago from a stupid bush in TX
2007-05-10 02:09:25 · 13 answers · asked by citizenjanecitizenjane2 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Crybaby cons reported me for this and ot my account suspended.
The kid gloves are OFF!!!
2007-05-10 02:10:31 · update #1
Ernest...THC -The Hypocritical Conservative
2007-05-10 03:30:15 · update #2
Welcome back! We might not agree on most things but it is good to have the opposing side! My account was also suspended yesterday.
2007-05-10 02:18:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No. the report was 14 pages when it went to the White House and 4 pages when it was delivered to Congress.
2016-05-19 21:49:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Ms. Citizen , I've never reported you . I'd rather keep you around in the hopes that maybe you'd see the errors of your ways . One of these days you'll see that you were wrong for hating the Jewish people, and one of these days you'll see that you were wrong for thinking that believing in God is somehow equatable with being a fanatic . Yes, one of these days life is gonna hit you like a ton of bricks, and you'll be remorseful for your intentional scoffing at us .
Yes my dear, one of these days you're gonna be faced with either Loving God or eternal damnation . At least I hope you're given the opportunity to see this clearly before the end arrives . And I'll always hope that you make the right choice !!
EDIT* - Hmm. . . . 2 thumbs-down for posting exactly what you do and what you admit you do . I'm sure they came from other people, as I know you'll give me thumbs-up and probably best answer !! I'm so excited, I can hardly wait !!
2007-05-10 02:42:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Great post! And funny too!!!
All the crybabies cannot take a joke.
2007-05-11 02:59:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
How can we get both sides if you remove one?
Why do we want want both sides?
So that each side will be better developed.
So now what?
Someone plays "devils advocate".
They're only words on here.
And even if I don't agree, sometimes they're funny.
2007-05-10 02:27:06 · answer #5 · answered by Wonka 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny. But I have to say it.
Thank you for generalizing.
2007-05-10 02:12:47 · answer #6 · answered by Reported for insulting my belief 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget "lack of mastery of English language" in that list, too!:)
2007-05-10 02:40:28 · answer #7 · answered by tangerine 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Neoconservatism is a mental disorder, i didn't know it was an STD too.
2007-05-10 02:12:47 · answer #8 · answered by Magpie 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i heard about his you turn into a neocon and then you end up looking like bush haha
2007-05-10 02:58:43 · answer #9 · answered by ♥lois c♥ ☺♥♥♥☺ 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hilarious question....I love it, and I think you may be right! *sm*
2007-05-11 06:04:37 · answer #10 · answered by LadyZania 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋