Little Tommy was in class and the teacher was asking what their fathers did for a living. Eventually she got to Tommy.
“My dad works in the local whore house.”
“Now Tommy we know he doesn’t. Where does he really work?”
“He sells “The Big Issue” on a street corner somewhere.”
“Tommy I won’t tell you again. What does he do?”
“Ok…. he plays centre forward for Newcastle United……but I was too ashamed to tell anyone.”
2007-05-09 21:37:14 · 11 answers · asked by GenetteS 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love it and I think you can tell from my username why :-)
2007-05-09 21:46:37 · answer #1 · answered by mackembabe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, keep them coming.
2007-05-10 05:34:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!!
2007-05-10 05:04:55 · answer #3 · answered by mrsallport 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... is a player in the famous English football team. Was that your question? _ :)
2007-05-10 04:41:57 · answer #4 · answered by Joka B 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
cool
2007-05-10 06:24:41 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-05-10 05:27:26 · answer #6 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was really funny
2007-05-10 05:03:54 · answer #7 · answered by Jade 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha quality!
2007-05-10 05:17:27 · answer #8 · answered by harriii 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...poor tommy!!!!
2007-05-10 04:42:10 · answer #9 · answered by kookiemonster32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny , very good ::!!
2007-05-10 04:41:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋