If you started a Biblical theme park, what would it have? Rides, themes, people in animal costumes, etc?

Answer 1

I believe there's already a biblical theme park in Orlando -- it's called Holy Land. I'm not kidding.
It's got its Jesus.

Answer 2

I'm not Christian, faaar from it, but here goes:
- The park will be named: "The SaviourLand"
- Of course, there will be Jesus statues all around with Him hanging from the cross, and blood gushing out (Not real blood of course)
- The park will be divided into two parts: Old Testament and New Testament. With the characters, rides & side shows put in the right time & place.
- I would put some biblical characters, like Adam & Eve (And Steve too) as entertainers.
- Rides will be:
*The Hell Rollercoaster: The 9 circles (Non-Christians are only allowed)
*The Pearl Gate: Eternity (Only Christians)
*Stone Showers (You get stoned by fake stones when you get in if you blasphemed, committed adultery, gay etc...(The machine has an amazing artificial intelligence)
* The Mary-Go-Round: A merry-go-round, but has Mary and other characters as the places where kids sit.
* Noah And Jonah: Ride The Water, and Discover The Whale!
- Side Shows:
* The Miracle Show:
You can see a demonstration of Jesus' birth, The Journey His mum made, crucifixion etc.
* The Sodom & Gomorrah Show: (Not recommended for gays, gay activists and liberals)
You have the chance to see an almost real Sodom people getting showered, and you have a look at the level of hell they'll go to.

- "Root Of All Evil" is the only bank ATM available in the park

- The book store will have bibles and bibles only, with all versions, in all languages.

Answer 3

It will be like a weird, but interesting , park, this attractions come to my mind:
1. The giant drawning pool, sponsored by Noah's Inc.
2. The Crucifixion Parade.
3. The Movie: Me, Myself and God.
4. Expedition Mount Ararat ( a roller coaster ).
5. The Enigma pool where you can walk on water.
6. A fast Creation of the Universe, a six minutes movie.

Nice Park. Do you need help to design it?

Answer 4

there would be the Noahs ark water ride complete with a simulated thunderstorm and live animals,
also the Mt Sinai rollercoaster, the Adam and Eve botanical garden
the gates of hell horror ride and the temp would be uncomfortable
live nativity attraction
the Enter into My Kingdom rollercoaster
the Jonah and the whale ride
i would also have a wax figure attraction similar to disney world. only mine would be tv evangelists
and ya can eat at the Last supper cafe
how about the plagues of egypt ride

Answer 5

That's a wonderful idea! It would have a pet zoo on Noah's Ark, a water ride where you can walk on water with Jesus, a ride with the plagues, and a Garden of Eden for people to walk through. For entertainment there could be people singing Psalms. And the shape of the park could be in a cross shape.

Answer 6

I think the Jonah and Noah rides could be in the same pool. Imagine getting spit up by a fish!... Noah's Ark could be like a little petting zoo that bobs up and down on the waves... very soothing.

I think I wouldn't want to go on the Soddom and Gomorrah ride (ouch!), but the Tower of Babel could be interesting.

There could be a prison (like with Joseph) and a Lion's Den, where you can pay to stay overnight....

Answer 7

Rides include:
Donkey ride (to Bethlaham)
Noah's White Water Adventure
Lucifer's decent to Hell (similar to the Tower of Terror)

Games:
Apocolyptic Horsemen race (Race the horses using a water gun)
Knock the people off the Tower of Babel (throw a baseball--knock them all off and win a prize!)

Shows:
Lion feeding (don't admit you're a Christian, or we'll throw you in the pit.)
Jonah's Amazing escape from Shamoo

People in costumes:
A pillar of salt
Talking snake
And of course...my favorite...Buddy Christ

Well, I got a little carried away with this question! :)

Answer 8

Oh, a thank you to choose!?! Mr. Toad's Wild experience at Disneyland has to hold the sentimental lead. i actually worked at Disneyland while it opened - as a sprint toddler advertising park newspapers (generally so i could get in and take rides for unfastened). I cherished that experience. and of direction that love have been given me fired for the 1st 9not final, this is for constructive) time. too a lot driving interior the cool vehicles, too little newspaper-hawking. a minimum of Steve Martin have been given to maintain his interest. Then there is the huge curler coaster on the boardwalk on the coastline in Santa Clara, California. i actually HATED that experience, yet had to take it because of the fact my pregnant spouse (could have ordinary what this meant!) insisted on risking our embryonic twins so she could experience it. I bear in concepts it fondly right this moment because of the fact the 1st social gathering while i could have thrown her overboard and gotten away with it. at last, besides the incontrovertible fact that, I continually flow returned to fond concepts of the Tunnel of affection at a traveling carnival in Dallas, Texas, while i became into 13. Carol Betts and that i've got been given some great lip-locks in. We rode it till they threw us out. ask your self how she became out, in any case ....

Answer 9

well there's noah's petting zoo ( 2 of each animal ), the red sea parting water ride, then fishes and loaves served in the cafeteria on top of mt. olive, and finally jesus' holy-roller roller coaster with 2 options at the end - ascend to heaven or plunge to hell.

Answer 10

How about a Noah's Ark ride? A floating zoo.