A man goes to see his doctor and asks him to
prescribe the strongest dose of Viagra he
allowed. The doctor asks why he needs such a
strong dose? The man explains that he has a
couple of young nymphomaniacs coming over and
he needs the Viagra to keep up with them.
The doctor quickly agrees and off he goes.
A few days later the man the man returns to the
doctor and this time asks the doctor to prescribe
him the most powerful pain reliever that he can.
The doctor asks, "Why do you need such a strong
pain reliever, is your penis really sore?"
"No," the man replies. "I need it for my wrists,
the two girls never showed up."
2007-05-09 12:13:40 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Too funny
2007-05-09 18:36:26 · answer #1 · answered by cherrypie71575 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Eh, I'd give it a 6 on a scale of 1 to 10.
2007-05-09 12:17:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A young mans grandfather is in the hospital. While visiting him the young man looks at his chart. To his shock they are giving him Viagra everyday. The young man gets a nurse and demands to know the meaning of this. "My grandfather is 92 years old. He hasn't had sex for 20 years. What are you thinking?" The nurse smiled back. "Oh, it's not for sex. It keeps him from rolling out of bed at night."
2007-05-09 12:19:11 · answer #3 · answered by Richard W 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Niceee.
I know how he feels... Minus the viagra... And the... Well... Yeah. Nevermind. Ahahah. That sounds bad.
2007-05-09 12:34:38 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's cute...I got a small chuckle, but definately not a role on the floor laugh,
2007-05-09 12:17:16 · answer #5 · answered by JesJ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny 10/10
2007-05-09 12:36:56 · answer #6 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha .. sucks for that guy!
But to answer your question, yep.. it's funny, but not to the point of spitting out my drink :o)
2007-05-09 12:21:40 · answer #7 · answered by Jan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Hilarious!
2007-05-09 12:16:45 · answer #8 · answered by Firespider 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww that's too bad lol. 10/10
2007-05-09 12:16:40 · answer #9 · answered by Yvonne Cesaro 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame! you messed up the joke. he goes in for Ben Gay afterwards, the Doctor says "My God, don't put that on your penis!" and the guy replies "No, its for my arm. They never showed up."
2007-05-09 12:20:18 · answer #10 · answered by hotshot70_1 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋