2007-05-09 11:30:59 · 15 answers · asked by BabyGirl 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Math related:
"Hey baby, I'd like to be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve."
2007-05-09 11:37:31 · answer #1 · answered by hanyo_dossta 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I hate lame or vulgar pick up lines they are so pathetic that they make laugh. I can't believe some idiots really think they are gonna get some nice girl by using those lines.
The " are you an angels fallem from the sky" is the dumbest things idiots says and for reason they keep using it even if it doesn't work.
2007-05-09 12:49:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must be dead because you have the face of an angel.
I just got out of prison for 8 yrs.
I made a bet with my friend that you would leave with me.
So, your married. So no problem with giving it up then.
You are the cure for what ails me.
I can have any woman I want and I want you.
AND MY FAVORITE=Dont be intimidated just because I drive a mercedes.
2007-05-09 11:44:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm. this is kinda a hard one because i got a friend thats pretty dumb and makes up the stupidest things...
some that he make up are like;;
if you were a booger, you would be the first one i pick or
[he turns his key and says,] do i turn you on or
are you a fart because you blow me away
theres a bunch more but those are the stupidest ones he uses
2007-05-09 11:40:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is kinda funny.... go up to the person and look at their tag on the shirt.....then say yep thats what i thought, the person will say, what? then finish it off saying i knew you were made from heaven.
2007-05-09 11:40:06 · answer #5 · answered by ! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MAN: Did it hurt?
WOMEN: What?
MAN: When you fell out of the sky.
IF I WERE THE WOMEN HE WAS ASKING: (Pours drink all over his head bcuz that was the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
2007-05-09 11:38:09 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♥Amber♥♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your legs must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day! And Do you know karate cause your body's kickin!! They are dumb and funny though!!!
2007-05-09 11:38:44 · answer #7 · answered by **JaeAnswers! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really a pickup line but I always thought this was funny
*hot women walks by you*
"Holy testicle tuesday!!!!"
2007-05-09 11:38:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey lady you got a minute, if not don't worry you can borrow one of mine I got two. -Paul Wall
2007-05-09 11:40:19 · answer #9 · answered by UPGRAYEDD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are your pants a mirror because I can see myself in them.
2007-05-09 11:38:15 · answer #10 · answered by TheJesterTwist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋