I have a buddy who is a mortition and he tells me about women who get all hot and bothered because he works with the dead, personally, I think it is a noble profession, but being turned on by the idea of necrophelia is repulsive! Can anyone give me insight of even just a good laugh.
2007-05-09 09:58:26 · 27 answers · asked by SloanMercy 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
yuck............... that's just gross.
I don't think mortitions are gross because somebody has to do it........... but the thought of being turned on because of their profession............ that is just vomalicious.
My stomach turns at the thought of being a mortition, it's just creepy to me.
Nothing agianst your friend or anything, but that just doesn't even come close to turning me on
2007-05-09 10:04:00 · answer #1 · answered by Heather 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know what necrophelia means? It has little to do with being a mortition.
2007-05-09 17:02:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do a Google search for Mark Calloway. Realize that he's almost 50 and look at the body he's got. I think that's part of it, women want a guy to have those kind of muscles at 50.
Also, apparently being so dedicated to your wife that you're willing to have her name tattooed on your throat is some kind of turn on.
2007-05-09 17:03:35 · answer #3 · answered by Takfam 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the whole idea of an undertaker. Wearing a black suit and escorting the deceased to their final home.
I bet women get pretty turned on.
2007-05-09 17:01:39 · answer #4 · answered by Jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't imagine that the women in question are "turned on by sex with a dead person". But as to the attraction to an undertaker. Whew. You got me. You sure your bud isn't B.S.'ing you?
2007-05-09 17:02:02 · answer #5 · answered by dudley997997 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww. awful job but if ur hott it won't take much to get kinky.
I bet when grls walk in there theyr like oo disgusting then they see u and OH they want a piece of that @ss
2007-05-09 17:05:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a job at a mortuary and I had this chick with a fantastic body seduce me because, I think, she wanted to do it at the place. She was a guitarist in a proto-Goth band. Incredibly sexy and wild.
2007-05-09 17:04:49 · answer #7 · answered by Hoopo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since a good portion of morticians are married there have to be some women that find them sexy.
2007-05-09 17:04:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought you were talking about the wrestler. I was gonna say I hope no one finds that guy hot. He is like 100
2007-05-09 17:04:18 · answer #9 · answered by Wes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never heard of mortician groupies. Maybe he's meeting women that want a man that is gainfully employed
2007-05-09 17:03:22 · answer #10 · answered by S M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋