Little Johnny and his father were walking down the street one day, and two ladies bumped into one another in front of them.
The one lady looked at the other and slapped her across the face. "You *****," yelled the one lady.
Stunned, the lady that was slapped yelled out, "You bag."
Little Johnny, never heard those words before, turns to his dad. "Dad, what are bags and b!ches?"
"Oh, that's just another name for women," replied his dad.
"Oh, okay," said Johnny.
The two make it home and Little Johnny follows his dad up to the washroom to watch his daddy shave.
While shaving, Little Johnny's dad cuts himself. "Oh sh!t," he said.
"Daddy, what's sh!t?" asked Little Johnny.
"Oh, that's just another name for shaving your self," replied his father.
Bored, Little Johnny wanders downstairs to find his mother cooking a turkey. As his mother reached into the oven, she burnt her hand. "****!" she yells.
"Mom, what's f***?" questionned Johnny.
"That's just another word for cooking the turkey."
"Oh, I get it," said Johnny.
All of a sudden, the doorbell rings. "I'll get it!" yells Johnny as he runs to the door. He then opened the door to find a group of old ladies standing outside.
"Hello young man. Are you parents home?" asked the front lady.
"Hello bags and b!tches. My dad's upstairs sh!tting himself and my mom's downstairs f****** the turkey."
2007-05-09 09:57:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
o, i know this one, but i add his sister who was talking to her ex on the phone and yelled you As$! and she said that that meant ex-boyfriend and when the people came, johnny said that his sister was talking to her as$!
2007-05-09 10:11:24 · answer #1 · answered by T.L. 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oooooh that Little Johnny! He's such a little scamp!
2007-05-09 10:16:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, nice ones
2016-05-19 01:46:30 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!! Gotta love that Johnny, even when he's naughty, naughty! LOL.
2007-05-10 06:35:31 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Corny
2007-05-09 10:08:11 · answer #5 · answered by angieasee64 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i love those little johny jokes this is a good one
2007-05-09 14:54:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR!!!!!!!!!!
THAT WAS SO FREAKING FUNNY!
LOVE IT!
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2007-05-11 03:56:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice... star 4 u
2007-05-10 00:32:39 · answer #8 · answered by punjabi4life 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2007-05-09 11:07:02 · answer #9 · answered by Babe 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lolz!!! i love this one!!! VERY GOOD!!! 10/10!!! a star for you and your joke!! keep it up!!! i start to like "johnny jokes"!! hehe thanks for a laugh!! appreciated it!
2007-05-11 04:51:42 · answer #10 · answered by bunnielover 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋