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boken wind in a public place and everyone knew it was you but you chose to ignore it and were really embarassed

2007-05-09 09:42:37 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Etiquette

this is soo hilarious that i cant stop laughing thankyou everyone wish i could give you all ten points, i cant so ill give you all stars instead lol cheers all xxxxx

2007-05-09 11:57:33 · update #1

37 answers

I did in a coffee shop once,i had not realised somebody was sitting directly behind me and thought I had got away with it,when I turned round i wanted to sink through the floor.

2007-05-09 09:52:30 · answer #1 · answered by Julie 5 · 3 0

My dad is extremely, very inexpensive. He has good interest and a lot of uncashed tests in his wallet and money in the economic employer. yet to work out him, you will think of he became into homeless. My sister is often very embarrassed by ability of how he seems and would not want to be seen with him. For some reason, I in no way word and would desire to be reminded to truly inspect him and notice that his shirts are stained and ratty and he sometimes makes use of a cord for a belt. that's certainly enormously humorous and that i'm good finding and gown ok, so i don't care. yet yeah, my sister is often mortified and begs him to alter his clothing in the previous they go someplace which embarrasses him.

2016-10-15 05:24:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

it happens, I always try to hold it in untill the next chance I get to go to the bathroom or away from everyone else. If it's like at the mall or something i don't know everyone so I won't care but if it's at work that's really embarrasing. Happened before but thats not the worse thats happened to me

2007-05-09 12:23:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I once had a toot build up very quickly in pressure and then force its way out when I was in one of those small upscale book/coffee shops. The place turned so deathly silent after it ripped forth that you could hear a pin drop. As for me, I just wanted to vanish- I was so embarrassed.

2007-05-09 10:09:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

When I was getting up out of my seat at my stop on a train before I knew I let one out but I thought I was quiet because I had my headphones on. Then I looked around and loads of people were staring at me! I still do not know to this day how loud it was! Thank god i was at my stop!

2007-05-09 12:51:26 · answer #5 · answered by starla_o0 4 · 3 0

There's nothing wrong with releasing gas. It's healthier than keeping it in. People who break wind are probably happier than people who don't. There's no need to be embarrased. It's great when people can all fart together. Next time smile to show judgmental people that there's nothing wrong with it.

2007-05-09 13:00:50 · answer #6 · answered by Holistic Mystic 5 · 1 0

they'll forget soon enough.
it'll be yesterdays news, by tonight.

not quite the same but
i was sitting in a packed waiting room & my stomach made a loud & long growling noise. gurgle gurgle.
lil old grannies stared, young mothers frowned & young men giggled.
i couldn't stand the deathly silence.
so i said.
" I knew there was something i forgot to do this morning,
Eat "!
thankfully they all laughed.

2007-05-09 09:53:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

i was in a packed restaurant when i felt a strong urge to fart. I lent forward to tell my wife when it slipped out under pressure. it was so loud the whole restaurant went silent for a few minutes, suddenly a group started to laugh and normal conversation resumed. I could not get out quick enough!!

2007-05-09 10:04:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Yeah, who cares. It is unhealthy to suppress bodily functions. One time I was wrestling with a friend of mine in front of a guy I had just started dating when my friend grabbed me around the waist, squeezed one out of me, I was mortified, but everyone else thought it was funny.

2007-05-09 09:48:37 · answer #9 · answered by SloanMercy 2 · 3 0

Yes! I did it at work whilst i was talking to my manager. it was really loud and it was obvious it was me as only us two there but i pretended it didn't happen and carried on talking! I was embarrassed at the time but now i think it is SO funny!

Just laugh about it!

2007-05-09 09:52:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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