An Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
'Say, mum, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?
She tells him, 'Because he was conceived during a mighthy storm.'
Then he asks, 'Why is my sister named Cornflower?
His mother replies, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."
'And why is my other sister called Moonchild?'
The mother says, 'We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived.' She pauses and asks her son in return,
'Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you suddenly so curious?"
2007-05-09 08:20:25 · 21 answers · asked by Vico 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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star time!
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10 outta 10
2007-05-09 08:26:32 · answer #1 · answered by nunofurbiznass 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I heard it with the boy's name as Two Dogs Fukking.
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2007-05-09 20:41:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Cute!!! Very Funny!!!!! Star 4 U!
2016-05-19 01:14:19 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!! Superb joke! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!! Here's a star for you!!!
2007-05-09 08:58:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMFG that was tha funniest thing I have EVER heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥ That made me laugh so f*cking hard when I read it!!! Great..excellent!
2007-05-09 08:43:58 · answer #5 · answered by Arielle 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That was funny...That's my real name too...or is it No Rubber....
2007-05-09 08:37:10 · answer #6 · answered by taylor_241 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Here is your star,good one !!!
2007-05-09 08:42:05 · answer #7 · answered by David G, Jeff Gordon Rules !!!!! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha that's mean!
2007-05-09 08:36:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS aWESOME ONE OF THE BEST ONES OF THIS DAY
2007-05-09 08:27:30 · answer #9 · answered by get_high_and_hope_it_gets_u_by 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny
2007-05-09 08:32:29 · answer #10 · answered by Parercut Faint 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
:) starred
2007-05-09 08:27:05 · answer #11 · answered by Ωmega 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋