Although the Flying Spaghetti Monster possesses a name, it is so beautiful and so difficult to pronounce that it not only kills whoever attempts to utter it, but also every being within a 3.7614 mile (6.0534 kilometer) radius—this radius is doubled when one attempts to write or type His name. This was done on purpose by the Flying Spaghetti Monster just to amuse Him, according to the official website.
The Pastafarian belief of heaven stresses these two points: it has beer volcanos as far as the eye can see, and it has a stripper factory.
The inclusion of pirates in Pastafarianism was part of Henderson's original letter to the Kansas School Board. It illustrated that correlation does not equal causation. Henderson put forth the argument that "global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s."[2] A chart accompanying the letter shows that as the number of pirates decreased, global temp.
2007-05-09 07:57:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
All glory to the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
RAmen!
2007-05-09 08:03:24 · answer #1 · answered by The Doctor 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A great satire showing the flaws of creationism / ID theory #1.
RAmen.
2007-05-09 07:59:35 · answer #2 · answered by Big Super 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your eloquence is heaven sent, it relieves my pain and I relent, praise be the noodley one and the pirates too, Ramen I say and for what You do I say thank You!
2007-05-09 08:05:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Only purpose of FSM is to show that you cannot disprove the existence of something... point made a long time ago... move along.
2007-05-09 08:06:54 · answer #4 · answered by Gui 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The flying spaggetti monster is a LIE created by atheist HEATHENS who will all burn in hell. His noodly appendage has lead thousands away from the TRUE lord our GOD.
Also, evolution never happened.
2007-05-09 08:01:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
whats the question ? ok so you dont believe in creationism but you can at least ask a question as much as i enjoy the satire this site is for questions only
2007-05-09 08:02:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
so does that mean I'm not going to Leaven? I don't like spaghetti too much...
2007-05-09 08:02:43 · answer #7 · answered by Hey, Ray 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wah yah a seh?
2007-05-09 08:01:28 · answer #8 · answered by Afi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"All who acknowledge and worship any other God than the Lord the Savior, Jesus Christ, who is Jehovah God Himself in human form, sin against this first commandment. Those also sin against it who persuade themselves of the actual existence of three Divine persons from eternity. For as they confirm themselves in that error, they become more and more natural and corporeal, and at length are unable to comprehend interiorly any Divine truth; and if they listen to it and accept it, they still defile it and cover it up with fallacies. They may therefore be compared to those who dwell in the lowest story or the cellar of a house, and in consequence hear nothing of the conversation of those who are in the second and third stories, because the floor above their heads keeps the sound from penetrating to them. [2] The human mind is like a house of three stories, in the lowest of which are those who have confirmed themselves in favor of three Gods from eternity, while in the second and third stories are those who acknowledge and believe in one God under a visible human form, and that the Lord God the Savior is He" (True Christian Religion n. 296).
Also - THE GOD OF HEAVEN IS THE LORD
"First of all it must be known who the God of heaven is, since upon that all the other things depend. Throughout all heaven no other than the Lord alone is acknowledged as the God of heaven. There it is said, as He Himself taught,
That He is one with the Father; that the Father is in Him, and He in the Father; that he who sees Him sees the Father; and that everything that is holy goes forth from Him (John 10:30, 35; 14:9-11; 16:13-15).
I have often talked with angels on this subject, and they have invariably declared that in heaven they are unable to divide the Divine into three, because they know and perceive that the Divine is One and this One is in the Lord. They also said that those of the church who come from this world having an idea of three Divine beings cannot be admitted into heaven, since their thought wanders from one Divine being to another; and it is not allowable there to think three and say one.{1} Because in heaven everyone speaks from his thought, since speech there is the immediate product of the thought, or the thought speaking. Consequently, those in this world who have divided the Divine into three, and have adopted a different idea of each, and have not made that idea one and centered it in the Lord, cannot be received into heaven, because in heaven there is a sharing of all thoughts, and therefore if any one came thinking three and saying one, he would be at once found out and rejected. But let it be known that all those who have not separated what is true from what is good, or faith from love, accept in the other life, when they have been taught, the heavenly idea of the Lord, that He is the God of the universe. It is otherwise with those who have separated faith from life, that is, who have not lived according to the precepts of true faith" (Heaven and Hell n.2).
2007-05-09 08:01:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
who is flying spaghetti monster?
2007-05-09 07:59:50 · answer #10 · answered by Not Of This World 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋