2007-05-09 07:34:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hey people ... I am Tonks. I am an Auror. That means I catch dark wizards. I have a magic wand and know how to use it too. Don't mess with me young ... well... I am not sure if you are a lady... You look like a lady.. if you are then don't listen to that damn frog... he is lying to you. He will be back with Miss Piggy as soon as your 'wedding night' is over. For your own good, I am taking him back where he belongs NOW. Oh.. ya.. Miss Piggy hired me too. Along with that lawyer.
2007-05-09 07:44:18 · answer #1 · answered by tonks_op 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because you aren't a virgin. That's just the way tonks is.
2007-05-09 14:40:37 · answer #2 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's a tonks?
2007-05-09 14:40:08 · answer #3 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who cares?? You are getting married to please yourself and to please Kermie - not to please Tonks.
Tonks - Ive got a chance to throw an awesome perverted bachelor party - dont go screwing it up for me, okay??
2007-05-09 14:38:55 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what the hell are tonks?
2007-05-09 14:37:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, probably because you're marrying you cousin.
2007-05-09 14:39:04 · answer #6 · answered by Conscious-X 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you think so?
2007-05-09 14:39:43 · answer #7 · answered by Afi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋