A man is walking through a hotel lobby when he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him. As he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221". If you think this is good, please give me a thumps up or a star. tks
2007-05-09 07:16:48 · 10 answers · asked by Vico 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good joke, but quit asking for stars. If the joke is good, people will give stars accordingly. Makes you sound like you are begging.
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2007-05-09 20:46:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's good ... two horny poets of opposite sex in a hotel lobby? How convenient!
2007-05-09 14:31:34 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! 8/10!
2007-05-09 15:08:05 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey Vico! They are not poets...they are just horny!!! Now tell me what the hell is a 'thumps up?'
2007-05-09 15:07:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...I thought poets are boring.
2007-05-09 14:34:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
two thumbs up man. lol. good one.
2007-05-09 14:41:14 · answer #6 · answered by Bubbles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good.Thumbs up.
2007-05-09 14:30:22 · answer #7 · answered by maua 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. very good
2007-05-10 03:48:48 · answer #8 · answered by Pebbles 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's ok
2007-05-09 15:52:03 · answer #9 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's ok
2007-05-09 14:25:22 · answer #10 · answered by black queen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋